Gordon Warriner

Bearded Yorkshireman. Hates dirty little Hobbits, Loves Star Wars, sometimes Illustrator, Comic Book Nerd, Beer Sampler, Husband. York, UK.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

There are many things this ‘could’ be, one of which is a giant space turd shat, intentionally or otherwise, towards the solar system from what passes for the arse of a sentient molecular cloud. My money, however, is on a lump of ice and rock.

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

'Tremors' is 35 years old today.

Man, I feel old.
- Jamie

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

I’m now convinced you are one of the greatest improvisational comedians of the last 100 years. Kudos for fooling everybody into thinking you were serious.

[Stephen Parkinson @Parkyman10]

A bourbon Belgium beauty, all the way from the USA.

Purchased in Doncaster. It's travelled very well.

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

A self catering holiday for 6 adults and 4 kids is a military operation that requires precision planning…

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

Sociopathic driver top trumps full house:

Snorkel? ✅
Matt finish? ✅
Chelsea tractor? ✅
3D personalised reg? ✅
Trophy dog & head out the window? ✅

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

When it’s the last day of the summer holidays:

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

1st day in the NHS vs last day in the NHS.

[road.cc @roadcc]

Cyclist who suffered life-changing injuries in pothole crash told he has no grounds for compensation as hole was 13mm too shallow

Rider hit 47mm-deep pothole, suffered a severed spinal cord and needed his leg amputated below the knee after getting sepsis
https://t.co/0WjhbdCnHB

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

Never have I felt more embarrassed to be British than when I was asked by a doctor on their very first day ever in the NHS, if I knew of any racially motivated protests planned for the local area. This is not something anyone should ever have to think about when they go to work.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Britain does not have an immigration problem.

Britain has a racism problem.

RT if you agree.

[Gordon Warriner @VikingBeard78]

@DrDavidWarriner #legseleven

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

I also hate it when my “legs are more leggy” than necessary.

#OlympicGames
#PARIS2024

[Gordon Warriner @VikingBeard78]

@DrDavidWarriner Enough time' to get the words mixed up and accidentally summon an Elder God?

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

Not even 8 am yet but how many times do you think I’ve recited “We’re Going On A Bear Hunt”…

#summerholidayproblems

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

Big NHS energy.

[Haseeb @haseeb1986]

Kid born in Cardiff, parents from Rwanda (2% Muslim) goes and stabs kids

People blame muslims and foreigners

Attack mosques and set police vans on fire

Racist English folk are the stupidest

[David Warriner @DrDavidWarriner]

Ouch! Tell me how you really feel?

https://t.co/L4oiPYcu5T

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Despite Jesse Owens being an Olympic Gold Medals athlete, he had a hard time finding work. One way he earned money was by racing a horse at events. He said it was degrading, but he couldn't eat four gold medals.

Many know Jesse Owens as the elite Olympic athlete that humiliated Hitler by dominating the 1936 Berlin Olympics, but did you know that after the Olympics, Owens had a hard time finding work?

One way he earned money was by racing a horse at events. From stadium races to half time shows, Jesse Owens raced to earn money. Almost as soon as he came back from the Olympics, he began racing to earn money. Owen's said it was degrading, but he couldn't eat four gold medals. Once a symbol of freedom and American might, he was soon a sideshow at other events.