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“i wish i’d stayed, now i wish i’d stayed. i wish i’d done a lot of things.” • fixed dynamic shipper • LOVER OF ALL THINGS TOXIC • no minors

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

JUDE IS A BOTTOM. ERLING IS A TOP. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS STRAINED AND TOXIC IN EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE. THEY ARE CODEPENDENT. THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES TO THEIR OWN DETRIMENT. JUDE IS A BIRD. ERLING AINT SHIT. JOBE HATES ERLING.

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@erlingcentric 🙈🙈🙈 hiiii

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

omg hi everybody who has followed me :3

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@xi1yi ate him up bad

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@clubcIassics gagged him swiftly #dealtwith

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

no one understands what haalingham’s unhealthy codependent relationship means to me … like this is my shit man… #wip

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@cowboyneils BRUH

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

so this might have been slightly out of pocket…

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

jude get drunk and start riding dick with his throat

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@erlcityland HIIIII OMG

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

hi :3 i was just born

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

… didn’t expect for my horny jude tweets to bang like they did and bring all of you here

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@jobecarneyed that’s why erling hate when he go out . me when i know my bitch is overly going and easy to take advantage of 😭😭 that first “hiiii” text on a night out and erling is facetiming him immediately because where are you at bruh

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

jude get drunk and start riding dick with his throat

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@s0uyapissin hello world i’m only a few minutes old

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@rayneroserayne YESSS E always takes responsibility. he is disappointed but takes it on the chin and uses it as a learning opportunity, doesn’t make any excuses and just pushes through, whereas J thinks it’s indicative of something HE did wrong personally and he gets in his head soooo much!!

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

haaland being hyper independent and responsible his whole life and taking Ls and learning from them vs jude who’s been spoiled and taken care of his whole life and internalizes every failure and gets depressed can bring forth a daddy kink so unforeseen if you allow it

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

i: i did so bad everyone hates me
e: no one hates you you did fine there is always next time
j: but look at what they’re saying—
e: i thought we agreed that you weren’t going to read reddit subs anymore
j: ….. sorry :(

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

every time j fails at something he wants to self harm and he thinks he’s the worst person in the world and he spirals nonstop for at least five hours and erling just has to constantly comfort him until he stops

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

this is in every single universe. after a bad game he’s the type to go and read hate tweets/posts too and nitpick at everything he did wrong meanwhile erling is like. jude. there’s always next time. it’s fine. you’re human. and jude is like you don’t get it :(

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

nobody gets it**

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

it has the power of a nuclear bomb actually like no matter he gets it. that’s his baby…

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that

[Ⳋ᧙ @bvbjobe]

handsome fucker