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“i wish i’d stayed, now i wish i’d stayed. i wish i’d done a lot of things.” • fixed dynamic shipper • LOVER OF ALL THINGS TOXIC • no minors

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

JUDE IS A BOTTOM. ERLING IS A TOP. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS STRAINED AND TOXIC IN EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE. THEY ARE CODEPENDENT. THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES TO THEIR OWN DETRIMENT. JUDE IS A BIRD. ERLING AINT SHIT. JOBE HATES ERLING.

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@s0uyapissin the woke left wants us to believe jude’s dick is big but i’m not moved…

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

top/bottom size difference the biblical way

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

this bulge discrepancy…

[arttyravi @ruecroft23]

🤤

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@erlcityland EXACTLY

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

i do really like the cheating trope when the cheater and their side piece are genuinely deeply in love bc i think it’s interesting to see how it morphs the morals and psyche of the side piece over time and turns them into a completely different person they thought they’d never be

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

like omg i’m not this person i can’t even recognize myself in the mirror anymore thanks to you and i used to be so guilty and i still feel guilty but it’s overridden by anger and greed and i need you to pick me and you created this monster but i kind of did too

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

like me when i never thought i’d settle for this but you’re making me settle for this because i love you and i’d rather have just a part of you than nothing at all and it’s so embarrassing why are you humiliating me like this and why am i accepting it… so devastating and lovely

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@s0uyapissin had to

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

JUDE IS A BOTTOM. ERLING IS A TOP. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS STRAINED AND TOXIC IN EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE. THEY ARE CODEPENDENT. THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES TO THEIR OWN DETRIMENT. JUDE IS A BIRD. ERLING AINT SHIT. JOBE HATES ERLING.

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@givemethecoins well yes

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

the first time erling called jude “prinsesse” he almost nutted while he was still soft

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

you can’t make up this energy. that’s dada fr #handled

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Erling Haaland is giving off big teacher vibes in this press conference 😅

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

he gives me cute aggression so bad like this is my little baby

[Jobe Bellingham Archive @JobeBArchive]

this cutie 🥹

[Pandaura🐼 @bellinggum]

What did they put in his food?
#twinkdeath

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@discobabiee HE IS SO EASY AND ERLING KNOWS IT

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

jude get drunk and start riding dick with his throat

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@boygirlfailur3 they genuinely are 😭😭 goddam i thought the party was over ..

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

… didn’t expect for my horny jude tweets to bang like they did and bring all of you here

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

@erlingcentric 🙈🙈🙈 hiiii

[a 🍒🐆 @vikingbellss]

omg hi everybody who has followed me :3