Montana Son

5th Generation Montanan. Born here. Raised here. Living here.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

"...there is a sanctuary city in this country. The real sanctuary city is where money & power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking, or influence peddling, or taking half a billion dollars & giving away America’s AI infrastructure." - Jon Stewart

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@mexinorseman I'm sorry that I have to explain this to you, as you clearly are not in the "Pure" slack channel, but being racist to individual people that don't look like you is totes OK now.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@HELLSBELLS828 The world needs ditch diggers too.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@atrupar Farmers in Arizona. That were selling products to the US Government for, wait for it, benefits for programs like SNAP.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Stephen Miller wasn't "born" as we traditionally think of it. He is actually the result of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vomiting up a hairball after eating a dead possum he found beside the Hudson River during a heroin binge in 1974.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@JoJoFromJerz @BasedMikeLee 💣🎤🫳

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats How are those pearls holding up that you so desperately need to clutch?

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@BeccaRocks7399 👆

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@deesnider One might say you can resist anything but temptation.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@KarenAl44760966 Not going to lie, I was hoping it was bourbon.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@TimSheehyMT @KenPaxtonTX Did your mush brain just use the word "commie"? What timeline do you think we are living in? Or is this another effect of the head trauma you suffered when you crashed a plane into a house and killed your instructor?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I’d rather have a senator who eats meatless breakfast tacos than a senator who eats Trump’s ass.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@PawlowskiMario Well, I've heard that circumcision can cause between 2-6% of the population (depending on location) to be born with red hair. Both male and female.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

THE MAGA AGENDA: protect the fetus, starve the child, honor the soldier, abandon the veteran, enrich the corporations, and fleece the worker, quote the Bible but ignore every single fucking verse.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

Instead of sucking up to trump, Dana could have thanked the veterans and donated the $60M to VA services.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@atrupar Goalposts moved...again.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@FakaktaSouth Can you really do "enough" drugs though?

p.s. Not with the current right side crazy.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@mexinorseman @dalepartridge I'm curious how long it took him to type that. You know once het got down to bullet point 2 or 3 he was only using one hand.

[Montana Son @vikingmt]

@DirtyLeg79 @PrairieVeteran You forgot about his lawn and how he would like everyone to stay the fuck off of it.