Andrew Russell

Former student of philosophy and language; current full stack developer.
History, linguistics, photography, music, politics, anti-fascism/anti-racism.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

[Andrew Russell @VikingVisuals]

I want to open an Indian-Mexican Fusion restaurant and call it "Samosas Sabrosas".

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

absolutely unhinged anti-science take

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Yup

[Martin Eimermacher @marteimer]

Kein Witz, Christian Lindner suggeriert im Sommerinterview, dass es ja vor allem DIE ANTIFA sei, die sich für das 9-Euro-Ticket einsetzt (was er wohl für ein Argument gegen das Ticket hält) - und man fragt sich schon, wie viel Clown-Energy wir von ihm noch ertragen müssen 👍

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

ONE OF THE DEFINITIONS OF 'LITERALLY' IS "IN EFFECT, VIRTUALLY—USED IN AN EXAGGERATED WAY TO EMPHASIZE A STATEMENT OR DESCRIPTION." SOME PEOPLE GET MAD IF YOU USE IT THIS WAY BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE WORD'S PRIMARY MEANING, BUT THIS SENSE OF 'LITERALLY' HAS BEEN USED FOR 250 YEARS SO

[Prof Cat Spencer FSA💀 @CatJarman]

🐉 Giveaway!🐉
My lovely publishers @ForlagetPress gave me some extra copies of the Norwegian paperback of #Elvekonger. To win a free signed copy, just like, follow and retweet this — I will pick a winner on Friday at 5pm! 📖

[Andrew Russell @VikingVisuals]

If I were to work in the German porn industry, would that make me ausländische Fuckkraft?

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

My last landlord was so cheap, they painted over the previous tenant

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Today it’s a year since we lost the brilliant comedian and my dear friend Sean Lock. I’m thinking about him and his family. Our page is still up if you’d like to donate. https://t.co/gBQfGhPbZe ⁦⁦@macmillancancer⁩ Thanks . Miss you Sean

[Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune]

I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

[Andrew Russell @VikingVisuals]

Looks like I found out what century level my drawing skills are.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

skeleton, england, 15th century

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I'm no Sauron fan, but here's why forming a fellowship to raid Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring is going to enrage his base

[Andrew Russell @VikingVisuals]

@LauraAmalasunta Perfect 😂

[Kleinanzeigen @kleinanzeigen_o]

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