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[PigginTeaBreak (Jude) @_PigginTeaBreak]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us and spent my early career discrediting climate change only for said topic to completely ruin the farm that I bought to avoid tax.

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

He was never a public figure and this should’ve always been an internal matter for the University. The British press has blood on its hands.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

M&S food hall

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires”

Lads who make 30k a year:

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Kate Garraway needs to survive the Round Table just so Tom Daley’s one-sided battle with her can keep going #CelebrityTraitors

[user @user84829272]

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

[Cathedrals Seer @jasminegalx]

skorts that are skirts in the front but visibly shorts in the back. why would i want that.

[T💜 @Ariathedoll]

We hear so much about pregnancy yet many of us will never give birth. But menopause? Almost all of us will face it, and barely anyone talks about it. I need more women to start sharing that story too.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Baby elephant hears it's name and decides to interrupt an interview

[sarah @heavenbrat]

“your 20’s are for-“ for ME!! they are for me!!! to do whatever i want with them!!!!

[Arbeitology @Arbeitologist]

This is *so* painful to watch

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Mencap have revealed that almost £90,000 has been donated on behalf of Alexander and his story on #TheTraitors — almost the entire prize pot of the show! 👏🏼

🔗 https://t.co/OBUr8NdOYr

[jack rem @jackremmington]

If you can’t go 2 hours without checking your phone (on full brightness!!!) you shouldn’t be at the cinema. What happened to couth? Home training??

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Javi Lopez ⛩️ @javilopen]

Handed my vacation videos to an AI for auto editing, and now I'm pretty sure I'll have nightmares for life 🤯

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

They're basically going around beating up people of colour and calling it a protest at this point.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

imagine if we just taxed billionaires and millionaires properly instead of relying on their benevolence as a PR stunt

[mariana @pastapilled]

this is what july is going to feel like