Victoria Parker

I appear to be wildly underprepared but giving it a go anyway

[Jennifer Scheurle @Gaohmee]

YALL. The #ProudBoys hashtag has been hijacked by the gays to piss off the Nazis and I’ll happily do my part by flooding the internet with the only acceptable proud boys out there: the very gay ones 🌈

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@richardosman completely misread this question and was trying to work out which PM was ALSO a sex machine! Obviously many contenders..... 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@vickitoria35 Well it’s a very good mug!

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

Omg I have never wanted anything more than an owl bookmark right now!!!! #cantfindtheowlemoji #nowaitfoundit #owls🦉

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

At the @LondonPalladium waiting to see @JDonOfficial in Joseph, so excited!!!! #ScottRobinson forever 😍

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

Just overheard those immortal words in my local pub ‘you know you are the only man I have ever laid in a puddle with’ not much excitement down this way obviously! #villagelife #onlyinCornwall

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

Booked tickets to see Joseph after watching them on #bgt last night, so excited and a tiny step closer to realising my childhood dream of marrying @JDonOfficial #cantwait #bittooexcited #ScottRobinsonforever

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@vickitoria35 @London10K Will you hit me if I respond ‘in a Years time’ 🙊😂

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@vickitoria35 @London10K I forgot to charge my garmin, think I’m getting a cold and have a stitch from walking to the station #letsdothis #soveryveryprepared #initforthefood

[Office Monster @OfficeMonsterUK]

As it's #Boxingday, #OfficeMonster has decided to #giveaway this end of year #stationery bundle! Winners announced on Tuesday the 2nd of Jan #2018! 1 bundle to #Giveaway #Follow and #RT to enter! Perfect for a home office! Whats better than a #boxingdaysale? A #boxingday Freebie!

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

Sooooo excited to take my little sister to see Prof Cox and Robin Ince tonight in Plymouth!! @robinince @ProfBrianCox #sciencerules

[Up & Running UK @upandrunninguk]

RT + Follow to #win your choice of New epic Mr Men vests http://t.co/IaiyQSgS6L Comp ends 31st of July Good Luck!

[Lisibo @lisibo]

@inteluk not a great way to motivate people, saying they've won the opportunity to run with @damekellyholmes then saying they're too slow!

[Lisibo @lisibo]

@inteluk @smsaudio @damekellyholmes - I'm appalled at your treatment of 'winner' @Gillvt - no time requirement mentioned in competition

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@foofighters booked my tickets for MK on 5th Sept, so happy!!!!! thank you FF for coming back to the uk so quickly

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

going strong #EndAusterityNow

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

#EndAusterityNow

[VirtualAstro @VirtualAstro]

If you enjoy the Astro and Space tweets and #omgweareallgoingtodie hashtag, get your friends to follow so they can too :) (Please RT)

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@Mike_McTaggart don't worry, I luvies ya babe ;) x

[Victoria Parker @vikkip_]

@MissSuziClaus @mikej1984 @themajonna1 slightly stuck on my Saturday crossword #crosswordsaturday #fail