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[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[asia @hrrysasia]

“i know i’m not your only, but atleast i’m one, i heard a little love is better than none.” WHY WOULD HE WRITE THAT

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[brie ໑̣ 8 @kisscoball]

i might get cancelled for this but i find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. personally i get goosebumps every time i hear “Put a price on emotion im looking for something to buy”

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[Suchomimus is uhh idk @SunsetGradient]

Actually what the artists fucking painted is what they wanted to show us you stupid fucking prick

[lucy @theamazingphil]

at least we still have them

[salmon @salmonsalm0n]

unfortunately I do read #whoremembers as whore members

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[ava🐞fenway n2&4!!!˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔ @allmyhopesup]

i’m going on tour the presale is in 4 minutes and tickets are $936 oh my godddd wait actually tickets are $2953 actually we just sold out yeah sorry the general sale that was supposed to be in 7 minutes is actually cancelled bc we’re sold outtttttt yeah no there’s no seat map why

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

stay out of my business

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

just had the best salad and got overwhelmed bc earth is so generous and what do we give her back?

[May🌻🧚🏼‍♀️🫧 @maydaisiesbloom]

For those of you not in the fandom this is like if Jesus released an epilogue to the bible

[boogie (iwtv spoilers) @fuckingarmand]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[kay 🪷 @poproyaIty]

Justin Bieber performing again and One Direction drama in 2026 we’ve really come full circle