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[vik kumar @vikkumars]

I just need to get the cricket to Saturday @bbctms. Waited all year for my first pass out. I’m praying to the eastern gods to get me on the western terrace. Please leave those wickets alone Jimmy.

[vik kumar @vikkumars]

@NeomOrganics Please say hi to the warehouse team. They’re cool. And mistakes happen!

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If you’ve got kids called Pip, Jonty and Jack. 1. Happy birthday. 2. Your gift message found a way in my wife’s pressie.
@NeomOrganics : if I get this message delivered - will you send me a diffuser?

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Take Hartlepool. But leave Leeds alone #TorySleaze

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There’s a story here somewhere #hopalongnow

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It’s #definately a maybe

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Every 20 years, you maybe blessed to observe the self destruction of a Tory government. Root cause: sleaze and power and badly decorated apartments. I’ve seen one topple. Here comes the 2nd Cummings.

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Bog standard interview? Try not to do your @Channel4 interview on the lavatory.

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Stop the count!!! From a Mexican cartoonist El Fisgon

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Some have donut days, we have donuts running the sweet shop. https://t.co/UqiFYVMGLi

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Don’t pass ‘Go’

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@izzwesty @jlandpartners Happy new year to you too. We’ve made it to floor 5 so I’m hoping we will be moving faster soon. Did get a small pack of haribos

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@jlandpartners : please get us out of your Leeds car park. We have been waiting for 50 minutes. With two 9 month olds. Not cool.

[vik kumar @vikkumars]

@izzwesty @jlandpartners Good call. Been here for 40 minutes with two 9 month olds. Did you get sarnies?

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Could the double be on? Never silent screamed so much. Let’s hope. #bbcfootball

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@BBCSport Hopefully the double is on! Never done so much silent screaming last night.

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Nick Ferrari fails empathy during Barcelona report on newsnight.