Виктор Журичев

[Пётр Киров @kirov_petechka]

Why get even, when you can get odd?

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.

[Илья Пестров @ilya_pestrov]

greatest damage.

[Rick Adkins @RickAdkins5]

Taking something with a grain of salt may raise your blood pressure.

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

Here, you go first, you're immune to bullets.

[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

Law remains long after justice flees.

[zepa @zepa11]

"Wockin' Wobin, tweet tweet, Wockin Wobin.." - Fuddson 5

[Мила Тараруевa @MtararuevaA]

all they do is tell you why it isn't ?

[초산 노정규 @rjg2000]

Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.

[Любовь ТерЯшинa @a_teryashina]

circles.

[Светлана Лозовская @LozovskayaLana]

concerts, and lectures.

[Галина Соседовa @a_sosedova]

Why do they always start off the evening news with "Good evening" when

[Рада Квашенко @nobybu9]

If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!

[Арсений Хорошкин @KhoroshkinSenya]

I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.

[Элеонора Касымовa @ukejyy0]

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

[Rihab Farhat @RihabDesigner]

Get lost.

[Вероника Жидовиновa @veron1ka2010]

Features should be discovered, not documented!

[Святослав Лавронов @labu53]

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

[Светлана Халявинa @KhalyavinaA]

farce.