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don’t get me started

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I'm a beautiful PowerPoint in a sea of Prezis

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@DashleyJaaane thinking of you <3

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Me: I could be a moth.
Stef: Are you asking me what bug I would be? That’s a hard life.
Me: what do you mean?
Stef: How long do you wanna live for six hours?

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Sports commentators are like flight attendants but for sports

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@DashleyJaaane He looks like my 24 year old coworker

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why is it always Catholics that wear shoes in the house

[good gyal dee🇯🇲 @GingiesMom]

I'm logging off

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just spent $150 at HEB after three glasses of wine and while wearing a tube top

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“tomorrow is all about meeting girls I don’t wanna meet and doing my taxes”

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@DashleyJaaane Love!!!! Miss you 🩷

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nothing is more dystopian than a keurig tea pod

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NOOOOOOOOO!!

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do yourself a favor and get high and watch a documentary about watergate

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My only parasocial relationship is with football

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I forget that Scream is one of the best scary movies of all time, it’s the drew barrymore effect

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Choose your fighter

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@acltv @Sturgillsimp Easily the best set during ACL — would be so cool to catch him here!

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Sure guys…….“Travel logistics”

#UGAvsTEX

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butt still,

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Stop sleeping on Chinese retailers. $7 for this excavator. Unbeatable!!