if i show up 2 minutes late to formation my phone gets blown up... if i don’t show up at all i get a warrant put out for my arrest... but y’all can’t find a soldier that went missing ON BASE? bullshit.
NYPD: well well well, if it isn’t the Shake Shack employee that poisoned my meal, MAKING me do diarrhea mud pie all over the men’s bathroom at the precinct...