cauliflower king

there's not enough time

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

@foofighters IN INDIA
@foofighters IN INDIA
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
I'M CRYING 😭

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

Thiruvananthapuram mentioned by Iceland, lfg!!!

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

A lot of Indians follow us. We know they are now inspired by us, because they have finally selected a ground venue that is impossible to pronounce: Thiruvananthapuram. Makes Hamranesvöllur and Tungubakkavöllur seem a breeze.

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

@srishtishenoy

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

@srishtishenoy visionary

[Racheal🐢💞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🔻‼️COMMISSIONS OPEN‼️ @rachealdorkface]

Kerala when it comes to passing the most progressive laws in the country:

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

this one for my millenial emos: Diarrhea Joanne [Diary of Jane]

[New York Post @nypost]

Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit https://t.co/bESiJzssAn

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

Raygun, now Spraygun
Oz 😭

[New York Post @nypost]

Diarrhea-stricken Hyrox champ's coach defends her amid 'extraordinary' and 'deeply human' incident https://t.co/6NhzKpdyvb

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: EVERY scheduled opening act on Ed Sheeran’s Loop Tour has now withdrawn after Macklemore was dropped over his pro-Palestinian remarks.

Aaron Rowe, Lukas Graham and Finneas have all pulled out, while Sheeran’s touring band Beoga has also quit. Each cited solidarity with Macklemore, Palestinians, or opposition to artists being silenced.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Ed Sheeran announces Benjamin Netanyahu as the new opener for his tour.

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

world's first shitness influencer?

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

India’s fertility rate falls below replacement level.

[Jay Peeterman @JayPeeterman]

First we had Raygun now we have Spraygun 😂🤦

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

hyrox more like pooprox

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

Damn, and she's endorsed/sponsored by @PUMA
Sorry, POOMA

[Bored Panda @boredpanda]

Australian athlete Joanna Wiertzyk suffered a messy bathroom mishap during a HYROX Beijing fitness race.

Footage captured her still racing and using exercise equipment with fecal matter on her body.

Fellow athletes accused her of contaminating the course and equipment.

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

on the road again

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

@shreyanigans

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

@shreyanigans Now I gotta find DU kids to tell me since I got zero familiarity with that 😂

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

so all those @ChiliPeppers in India rumors were not real? what was with that ig post with the "namaste" caption then

[cauliflower king @vilhelmtheblind]

okay cool but no @limpbizkit solo show in Bengaluru? You're gonna ignore the rock capital of the country? Wild

[Lollapalooza India @LollaIndia]

Lolla India 2027 🩷
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