Evelyn

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

I can’t do Colorado casual 😩 I just want to wear dresses and heals without feeling over dressed🫠

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Miserable people have miserable attitudes 😶

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Men: "Abortions are selfish."

Also men: won't wear condoms, won't get vasectomies, won't raise the kid.

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

I really think that those who have played an instrument ever, have more appreciation for music 🎶

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

I am very high anxiety about my car one little sound and I’m at the mechanics idc 😆

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Thank God I’m not a man I hate spending my own money 🤭

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Okay but why did my 75+ year old pt have 3 contact lenses in one eye 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Why is running the first mile always the hardest 🫠

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

I CANNOT wait for the time to change 🤩🤩

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

There is nothing more embarrassing than my brakes squeaking 🫣

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

WDYM my car needs coolant again I just put some last year 😭🤣 I’m just a girl💅

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

This patient with dementia is always waiting for a ride and has no family is the saddest thing everrrrr😭😭

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

If I could do it again, I wouldn’t.

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Seeing how some of these older people live is really sad :(

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

My patient just told me her daughter looked like SpongeBob before her bbl 💀💀GOODNIGHTTT

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

My first house warming :

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

I LOVEE receiving flowers 🥰

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Seeing most of the married men around me treat their wife’s the way they do makes me fear marriage 🙅🏻‍♀️

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

Sea food and shots are NOT a good idea 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

[Evelyn @villa_eves]

There are wayyyy toooooo mannyyyyy grasshoppers out here rn 🧍🏻‍♀️