ultraparanoid

eternal

[ultraparanoid @villagesimplton]

You wouldn’t even recognize the person I am today

[trin @glooomiii]

hearing “don’t start” really gives me a thrill and makes me really wanna start

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI arrests senior CIA official after uncovering over $40 million in gold bars & $2 million in cash at his Virginia home.

[swissch33z @swissch33z]

Our seniors should not be allowed to vote.

[ultraparanoid @villagesimplton]

Spending so much money to still look so bad my god

[doomer @uncledoomer]

baby boomers before they tell you that you can get rich packing a $2 sandwich for lunch:

[autist @litteralyme0]

“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”

[rat 🌸 @ouilizard]

man.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter

I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[shuckle @ssshuckle]

Joining in on #dishonored posting while I have the chance

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[ultraparanoid @villagesimplton]

@aBigDill556 @Gottalovechaze That’s not the point

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to long life: ︀︀
"The amulet gives me power”

[vost @foolibuster]

birthday

[ultraparanoid @villagesimplton]

Two months clean I should have done it long ago like so many other things