T. Chen

$jesus coin enthusiast. 🕊 Your life is is a musical composition, enjoy what's left before going deaf. 😉

[T. Chen @vimasian]

HODL CALCULATIONS FOR $JESUS 🕊
Don't underestimate the power of $JESUS!!!
You'll need a pair of $Jesus hands if you wanna make it.

#Crypto #Jesuscoin #Memecoin #WAGMI

[T. Chen @vimasian]

Reminiscing about the beginnings of ethereum:0xba386a4ca26b85fd057ab1ef86e3dc7bdeb5ce70

[Maker Lee CƆ @0xmakerlee]

my official statement about $JESUS

[Jay Jay @indigold7815]

@Christo01901193 @0xmakerlee Buying $JESUS with $STRATEGY profits is the real strategy

[Christopher @Christo01901193]

@0xmakerlee I held $Jesus for 4 years and still continue to DCA for Life. I will run it up myself if I have too ✝️👑

[T. Chen @vimasian]

@Christo01901193 ethereum:0xba386a4ca26b85fd057ab1ef86e3dc7bdeb5ce70 always wins

[Maker Lee CƆ @0xmakerlee]

It is mathematically impossible for the $JESUS LP to run out of tokens.

$10M market cap = 7 trillion left in LP
$20M = 5 trillion left
$50M = 4.1 trillion left

the difference between $50M and $5B is only 3 trillion tokens.

[T. Chen @vimasian]

Interesting rabbit hole. Look up "Quilombos". I came across one named "Saracura"

[BRIAN @Iamuser39]

$JESUS tree

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├── token
├── ecosystem
├── apps
├── services
└── ...

[BRIAN @Iamuser39]

Loading dependencies...

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[T. Chen @vimasian]

@Oscarweb0

[T. Chen @vimasian]

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[T. Chen @vimasian]

@StockOptions888 $SPX

[T. Chen @vimasian]

@StockOptions888 $100 Strategy

[T. Chen @vimasian]

@StockOptions888 Can I just copy trade you?

[T. Chen @vimasian]

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[Ryjah 🔥 @cryptory420]

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[Alok Kumar @Alokkumarzz]

Bill Ackman literally gave a 44-minute masterclass that explains money better than any business school.

[T. Chen @vimasian]

Guys, I'm almost 30 and realized I don't really understand how sunscreen works

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

So you’re telling me there was a random X account

December 21, 2023

- account gets created
- handle: HenryMa79561893

only tweet ever

“Cole Allen”

profile details

- Pepe avatar
- wearing a suit
- holding a glass of wine

very specific aesthetic

banner “TIME MACHINE”

linked visual tied to timemachineeu

- EU-funded project
- focused on 3D cultural digitization

nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough

account goes silent, completely abandoned

fast forward

April 25, 2026

- White House Correspondents’ Dinner
- Washington Hilton

incident

- armed suspect breaches event
- opens fire inside high-security venue

identity revealed

- Cole Thomas Allen
- 31 years old
- from Torrance, California

same exact name

tweet resurfaces immediately

timing

tweet made years before attack
- still visible

more details start connecting

Cole Allen profile

- Caltech graduate
- mechanical engineering
- master’s in computer science (2025)
- NASA JPL intern (2014)
- worked on planetary modeling

same year

- NASA publishes technical paper
“Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation”

lead author

- Henry Martinez
- Lockheed Martin engineer

now the overlap

- X account name: HenryMa…
- NASA author: Henry Martinez
- Allen: NASA intern same year

and that one line still sitting there

posted years before everything

“Cole Allen”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi