shambolic rube

who goes by milkshake 🇵🇸

[g🪽 @rubbingmycl1t]

me whenever i hear a woman start talking about wanting a “soft life” or a “provider man”

[soldieryoncé 🐊 @soldieryonce]

Sound on.

[layth @lay_thh]

getting an email at 10am when i’m going home soon at 5pm

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can somebody grab my head like a watermelon and shove their thumbs into my eye sockets

[Elle Nolastname @1992dyke]

letting all my non binary friends know that I need to leave

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

Place your item in the bagging area https://t.co/8nwexQZ2nJ

[M @melosling]

In your car the radio up

[ducki 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiiii]

earthquake trade…………………………….,,,,,,,,,

[🍋 @lem0nycakes2]

joffery just nod and don’t move a muscle mommy’s not herself

[Mx Octaviano Rosé @champagnenipple]

Dipping my chicken tenders in bbq sauce and then ranch

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is lowkey the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[atalanta hotd era 𖦹 daeron and rhaena's lawyer @sacraamarte]

BRO I'M CRYING 😭😭

#HOTD

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Putting money in the vending machine and then grabbing your snack

[shambolic rube @vin_abe27]

@dom__dotty Did he get that suit at forever21

[Squatter In The White House @__StopBeingJoe]

Phee wanted to cry right then
and there and I don’t blame her

[reneé | hotd spoilers!! @femmenyra]

joffreys little walk let’s be intimidating with mama

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

if i was a smallfolk who was living in terror because of a dragon war & hadn’t had a proper meal in months and then my queen pulled up in this busted ass armor, killed the pope, and started hollering about an alien invasion in latin i’d riot too tf

[Sam Steffanina @SamSteffanina]

nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak