Vance

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@larryg6464 Why won’t she let the man be a pirate for once

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@sebalverca RUG?

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

corn rock

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

Thoughts and prayers go out to this pumpkin pie my father just murdered
#HappyThankgiving

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

Manhattan clam chowder is just tomato soup with clams

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

oh my god, I can’t believe Dad Pants and Baseball Mom are going on tour this summer with Shit Jeans, Cigarette Dress and Football Ass

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

Queen Latifah bumps

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

I hope to retire soon from selling all my Beanie Babies

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

What’s better?

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@alexmonacooo If Pete can send absolutely garbage memes and not catch any shit I shouldn’t have to catch shit

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@sebalverca All you got is hay fever now sit down

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@madsuxxx Idek chief

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@madsuxxx You ever just read something that upsets you but you’re ok with?

[billiam @BillRatchet]

and y’all had the audacity to get mad when i said trade kanye for bobby shmurda https://t.co/pg1wUR8c1W

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

This ain’t it

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Goodnight, internet.

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

🚨Update

Gritty just fell hard on the ice and is proceeding to shoot T-shirts at Flyers staff

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

As if Philly sports fans weren’t already the worst they make the most haunting looking mascot

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

It me. #Gritty

[Vance @Vincent_Cioppa]

@nurdsandterds As I opened Twitter to this tweet I heard the intro play from my living room