Vince

I teach. I dad. I write. I husband. I humor.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@VigilantFox @elonmusk If having a job is what gives you purpose that's sad. There are issues with how this would work, but that's not one of them.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@elonmusk Businesses are not run as cost plus. We live in a world now where Dole will let bananas rot in a pile before they ship them to keep supply low. Companies having lower input costs just means higher profits. Robot companies will just keep features behind pay walls, like fsd is now.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@lady_valor_07 A $40 tip seems good if the waiter insulted you and spilled food on you. $100 if they were just ok.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

Prepaid $129 for a car with @Avis. They were out of nice cars so they downgraded me and discounted my rate. Final bill was $48. Instead of refunding the difference they just moved it to a "Non-Refundable Prepay " account to reward themselves for fixing the hassle they caused.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@LindaG_RN @RepThomasMassie @POTUS If you stand with the president above the constitution then you are not a real American.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

What kind of "customers" were in the @SouthwestAir focus groups demanding them to charge for checked bags? I like to imagine it was just rival c-suite employees wearing sunglasses, ball caps and fake mustaches.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

🚨 I asked Grok (Elon Musk's AI) to design the best possible government system.

It came up with a wealth tax (no tax on people under 10M), universal healthcare, rank choice and breaking corporate control.

The plan far left of anything I've heard and labeled it pragmatic.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@elonmusk An 82% consensus on a government policy? Yeah, sure. You couldn’t get 82% of people to agree on a 3-day weekend, let alone government oversight. This poll isn’t public opinion—it’s an echo chamber. #ManufacturedConsensus

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@SaltyGoat17 @elonmusk You report that to your boss. Not any random person who asks for an update.

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@elonmusk Funny how the 'small government' crowd is fine with the president demanding personal work reports from every federal employee. This isn’t about accountability—it’s about control. They say jump, you say ‘How high?’ #RageAgainstTheMachine @tmorello

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@JoeGoodberry Just enough for @Flash_Garrett and the draft picks.

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@elonmusk We spent years hearing about the oppression of "the great firewall" blocking Chinese citizens from a free and open web. Now our own government is doing the same regulating American access to apps and websites.

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I hope @fatherjohnmisty drops a surprise album tonight!

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@Netflix app said I'm only getting 3mbps connection, but somehow every other speed test is saying my internet speed is normal. Netflix is the only site going slow for me.

[Vince @VincentDelaney]

@Bengals @teehiggins5 I still stand by this statement.

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@Bengals need to pay @teehiggins5

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@ProSetFormation Mike Brown is lucky that he doesn't have any Accountability.

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@kensdavies @WINCINNATI_ @CincyFanJake @CincyProblems Maybe if you have 2 of the best receivers in the league make them happy. And not burn 2 downs up the middle and dump passes to HB.

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Why are the @Bengals actively trying to agitate their best players? Why are we saving up so much salary cap?

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Posted a video on @tiktok_us and it got taken down for being lame I guess. I was just posting using creator search.