Nwa ka ibeya!!!

Biochemist 🧬
Footballer🦵
King👑
Staunch Manchester United Fan⚽

[Nwa ka ibeya!!! @VincentEinstein]

The Living should smile for the dead cannot 🤜🤛

[Nwa ka ibeya!!! @VincentEinstein]

Btw, Pep guardiola has 6 premier league titles with manchester city in which he defended the title for 2 years (2017, 2018) and 4 years (2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023), but you're comparing him with clueless Arteta that has just one premier league title to his name. Mofos!

[Kelewele Joint 🍟 @Ankamagyimi___]

I won’t lie, the sweetest part about Arsenal winning the EPL is that we won it against Pep Guardiola and his arrogant players

Dunking in their heads for Pep to pack his bags and leave is the sweetest part. Thank you Mikel Arteta

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Chai! tears streaming down his cheeks. He knows his life and that of the family will never remain the same again. Ein papa no even understand wetin de happen.

Zadok all of Nigeria is rooting for you, straight into our FPLs, arguments, banter & conversations. You’re here to stay.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Bruno Fernandes isn't the best midfielder in the world...

ME and 999 others:

[Shubélia🇵🇹🇵🇹 @UTDShubby]

“Give us PSG”

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

The South Africa vs Mexico games will really be funny. The Mexicans will be confused when they see names like Afia Camilla, Abena Lola, Kwesi Emiliano, Kofi Miguel, Chiamaka Guadalupe, Amara Graciela, Okechuku Santiago and Obafemi Pablo. The greatest hate watch from Africa😭🇳🇬🇬🇭

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Embrace the discomfort of solitude, of boredom, of being alone. It’s in these moments that greatness is born.

[Juss.mercy❤️‍🩹 @nwidele]

Hope say na power rangers i dey see so

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

We no want ✋🏾😑

[B̳o̳b̳i̳a̳c̳h̳e̳ 🐼 @Thetalentedbobi]

Teacher: who was holding the children of God captive?

Me: Pharaoh

Teacher: so why did you write Tinubu?

[Everest @novieverest]

Agbado members don't know the difference between the European Union and Europe.

They are arguing and dragging Peter Obi for saying the European Union has 450 million citizens.
Omojuwa and his friends are clowns.

[Nwa ka ibeya!!! @VincentEinstein]

@gaia_p62 @effxzzzyy Simps would always be simps and there's no place for them as long as wisdom is concerned!

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Yesterday was my boyfriend's birthday. He posted his picture on his WhatsApp status with a happy birthday caption.
Guess what happened after🤔 more than 5 girls texted him to send them 'birthday money'.

It is his own birthday, but he should be the one to press money 🤦🏽‍♀️ none of them asked why he hasn't been online. One even had the audacity to call and asked if she should send her account details. I didn't know when I took the phone from him and spoke words into her head.

The shamelessness in some girls these days is becoming overbearing.

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

Somewhere in Nigeria, a wife is unhappy spending her salary on her family, just like her husband. She feels it's a man's job.

[Ade omo Ade 👑 01 @educatedtug01]

Make I stop betting ke? Jesus wey put 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish on top 5,000 odds, e boom Abi e no boom? 😂

[Bolutife @B0lutife]

Abacha didn't consider Islam first before sending MKO & Kudirat Abiola to early graves.

[chi... @nnamanichi93717]

Soo non of your pastors can call on God to intervene in the case of those kidnapped children? But they can command rain to fall in Colorado? Pulpit bandits..

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Drug Sniffer dog doing it's intern on airports in Mexico