Note To Self.

[Note To Self. @VincentMathew99]

I'LL BE THERE ONE DAY 💪🙏.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

I’ve never reached this far 💀

I don’t know what to do.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I am

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“How’re you?” —— “I’m good”
“How was your day?” —— “it was okay”
“err what did you get up to?” —— “nothing”

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Nimezoeana na bibi hadi nikimuambia ugali ni baridi anasema mboga ni moto. How did I reach here guys?

[maselya @maselya_peter]

Sahihi nateseka hakuna mtu wants to be associated with me Hadi relatives na friends anaku ,,wacha ijipe ,sitaki kusikia ati he was my friend from childhood,rafiki Wa toka nitoke ,kila mtu kivyake

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

3 years today to one of the greatest tweets of all time.😭😭😭

[Thanos @abadojack]

There’s a scene in Nairobi Half Life where robbers get cornered, so they start shouting “Mwizi” at the guy they just robbed, hoping the crowd turns on him.

Sifuna has cornered Ruto stealing, so he calls Omwami an extortionist hoping we’ll turn on him instead.

[Rompers/ bales baddie ! 🤍 @joanjonas71]

Let them get expelled . Wanaweza join army ama NYS juu wako na nguvu sana akiz

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚊𝚎♕ @gabbaeby]

Wannest of tams

Hakuna mchezo

[Akhil @Akhil17___]

Out of everything his narcissistic ass has done for the cameras, this tops the list. He knew he wasn't on the pitch and wouldn't be getting the spotlight, so he had to make a spectacle of himself on the sidelines..His teammates later said they weren't even listening to him.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

You can’t be angry at someone for making a decision which is best for them. Even if it breaks your heart

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚊𝚎♕ @gabbaeby]

Tukona Jomo Kenyatta huku mollys wah💀

[Crystal Asige @CrystalAsige]

@edwinsifuna kumbe unaniona vizuuuri?!

[Udita Pal 🧂 @i_Udita]

the potential I see in other people isn’t real. It is a projection of what I would have done in their position.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Juu umepost wako?

[Elia @The_Big_kelly]

Wait until you see why God made you wait.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Louder omwami.

Kama kuna mtu ameona izi contracts, aziweke hapa online we read for ourselves
1. Bomas
2. Affordable housing
3. SHA
4. Rironi mau summit
5. Talanta

On top of the ones they promised to release
1. SGR
2. Expressway

[𝕯 @_dhruvdeswal_]

She wanted her boobs to be naked. Fuck that director.

[Eric @amerix]

People who masquerade as your friends are waiting for you to fail so that they can celebrate.

They are waiting for your

• Business to collapse

• Marriage to fail

• Car to be auctioned

• Job to end

• Social media page to be suspended

Narrow your circle of friends.

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

You have no idea the amount of depressed people Doctor Messi saved in 2022