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Imperfect me!

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“There are not enough wise people in Nigeria for you to be telling them to vote wisely.

Instead you should be telling them who to vote for….”

— diirim2/IG

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Has Bola even visited the NAF HQ to at least pretend to pay his last respect for loss of good officers and civilians onboard that Jet?

We honestly can’t continue to have our men in service treated like their lives ain’t worth a single recognition postmortem.

[𝖀𝖌𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖐𝖜𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖚𝖒 @williamsamobi]

My first ever encounter with this man called Peter Obi was at 8:43am. I was late to school, and as i stood outside the gate waiting for the Labour prefect to bring brooms and show us where we to sweep, i saw this man casually walk into the school premises and ask me to take him to where our senior prefect was 😅. He only came to the school cos he wanted to confirm by himself if the computers that was approved by the education board was actually sent to our school.

He didn't even come to see our principal who saw him from his office and rushed to greet him. Obi smiled, greeted and waved at him while still following our senior prefect to the computer room and checking it to be sure it worked properly.

After that, he went class by class, asking us what we needed. He didn't even come with an entourage or anything. Just him.

I don't think you understand how crazy it is to have the governor of your state casually walking into your school without any escort and assessing what needs to be done himself.

The next day, they brought us new ceiling fans and brand new chairs...

He set the bar so high in governance that if you tell random Nigerians that you could casually text your governor your problems or tune into ABS radio on a Tuesday evening to call in to his show and that your area would be immediately attended to or he'd explain to you why it hasn't yet been attended to.

Looking back, i think i understand better now why we Anambrarians didn't even say much online about Peter Obi, and that is because we were living so well and so fine we didn't even want outsiders to know how well we were enjoying 😅. That's the only plausible explanation i can give.

We didn't give this man enough PR, although it is not entirely our fault cos he loved to live a low-key lifestyle, but at the same time... we had our mouths filled with enjoyment.

If you knew how bad things were from the Mbadinuju era, you'd understand that Obi did so well we couldn't even believe our luck. I guess we felt that if we publicly praised him too much, it might get into his head and he'd probably stop doing all these good things for us because it was too good to be true. But here we are, trading words online with people wey we no even suppose dey talk to at all 😂

[The Sid Seixeiro Show @sidseixeiroshow]

Cristiano Ronaldo, after being an unused substitute in a game last month, demanded Portugal's manager read a statement provided by Ronaldo.

Seriously.

#sick #thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro

[Mundus @mundus01]

Let us be clear: @mundx_analytics does not declare election results.

What we do is independent election results tracking and analysis, aggregating and analysing polling-unit results as they become available and flagging anomalies in real time.

We have already built the system, and in 2027 we will deploy it across all elections from the Presidency to the State Houses of Assembly.

We are not declaring results. We are independently tracking and analysing them.

Nigeria needs transparency at every level of the electoral process.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

In the next couple of months, we will have Dutch experts visit the South East to train our children in high-precision masonry, plumbing, welding, and carpentry.

We will start with these core skills and gradually expand into other relevant areas.

The first cohort will then pass on their training and knowledge to others as we scale the programme.

This is the generation that will build our society.

[HARRY™ @Olalekan_000]

• Always liking posts on Instagram that talk down on Messi
• Constantly downplaying Messi’s achievements whenever he gets the chance
• Even went as far as including Messi’s World Cup final loss in his documentary just to push a certain narrative

And you think a few fake, emotional comments about Messi’s retirement are suddenly going to change the way I see you? Lmao.

[Rn @premliguefrauds]

He only shows respect to Messi when he himself is going through public disaster. It’s all a PR game.

Talking about how he respects everything Messi and Argentina have done, while liking tweets saying Argentina rigged the World Cup 🤡

[María José @derivat003]

El pez muere por su propia boca. Saquen sus propias conclusiones.

[Radio Nexus Neon @xodus7400]

@rioferdy5 @HarryBrent Have you read his statement? He’s an egomaniacal manchild. Also, a total idiot.

[Chicko Norris @ChickoNorris]

"7. Para encerrar o assunto: Eu quero o Cristiano na Seleção Nacional. Aliás não quero pouco, quero muito. Felizmente ele também acredita em mim. Acreditou no Al Nassr e aqui também."

[Ajibade @reachdrajibade]

You're wearing Tinubu shirt and you're asking why there are only 2 doctors on evening duty in a whole Lagos general Hospital

Moronic moron 😂, oga go and wait your turn outside. what did you think before

[𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 @_Successful7]

See them bunch of 🤡

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I did not know someone woukd even pick that up.

Like, why is Simao even engaging with talks regarding the National team.

Ronaldo is such a funny guy, the coach reported to Simao in the last year, and he's the one that appointed him as Al Nassr manager.

...so what does that mean really? what is the purpose of that in the statement? Gosh. The guy is so embarassing.

[Myrah 💙 @AbisolaOwoyomi]

Oyenusi realized all attention had been on Messi all day because of the last game, so he decided to find a way to trend.

[Ken_ @cknze1]

Between Ronaldo and his fans, I no sabi who delusional pass😭😭

A match made in Heaven.

[Maria @1790Maria]

Este comunicado vai ser estudado nas faculdades de psicologia como exemplo de comportamentos narcisistas e egocentricos.

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

A day Messi is playing a farewell match is the day Ronaldo decided to speak about the BS he had with Jorge Jesus.

Never seen this level of insecurity in my life before. Dawg!!!

[André @andrewfic]

Este comunicado do Ronaldo é das coisas mais ridículas, patéticas e sem vergonha que me lembro de ler.

[Felix @felixherbt]

They hired over 6,000 internet influencers not to promote Tinubu's achievements but to create tribal and religious disunity among Nigerians.

Please, identify those idiots and block them. The more you block them, the less visibility they get.

Thanks!