quadratini monster

Clogging toilets since 1995 (He/Him/His)

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Drake

[cow @cowincrisis]

just farted. new hole in the ozone layer.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Harry and Meghan.

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

[onion person @CantEverDie]

when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This would be a non story if they didn't react. You gotta act like you belong!! That's how I've been getting free breakfast at the Hilton down the street for the past 2 weeks.

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

spent a whole day with my family

[nuz @punishednuz]

it's her day

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

If you’re wondering why Andrew Cuomo is so soft on ICE—and why he hasn’t called for Brad’s release—you can just follow the money.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[22 choker🐈‍⬛🎀 @2Choker]

people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

so no Filipino pope?

[quadratini monster @vincompatible]

King shit

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bad Bunny’s freshly announced World Tour skips the U.S. entirely.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

whatever you may think of pope francis, he relentlessly antagonized conservative american catholics, thank you for your service sir

[mebop @meboppo]

it’s 2025 and i still think about this video

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

French far right leader Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzling European Union funds.