AntiJokeDog

I don't do jokes.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

@dopestthinker sell me @hornyfacts bitch

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@johnfranklin4 you a bitch nigga

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#NewProfilePic

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Why don't how the teacup song?

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@MICHAELCLlFFORD i follow you

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real slim shady blocked me

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LIVE GIRLS ON CAM! LIVE GIRLS, ALL LIVING, NONE OF THEM ARE CORPSES

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

she wears short skirts i wear the SKIN OF MY ENEMIES

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*sings the hokey pokey during sex*

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on my way to steal yo girl

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a Schizophrenic
And so am I.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tulips are white,
and Pansies are pink.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop.

Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

Nothing.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

[AntiJokeDog @vindieselfacts]

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.