Vanessa Cooter

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@TalkTalk @south_coaster Just get it sorted! ‘Complaints are a customer service opportunity’ is what I teach my students!

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@TalkTalk @south_coaster Nope. Focus your efforts on @south_coaster direct messages, whilst remembering your service promise affects my promise to students who have worked so hard to achieve their qualifications 💁🏽‍♀️

[TalkTalk @TalkTalk]

@Vindivhan I may not have experienced what you are encountering right now however I know it's the cause of what you feel right now. I will do my best to assist you with this. Please do send us a direct message so that we can assist.

-Welcome

[Mike Cooter @south_coaster]

@TalkTalk Did a live health check as recommended - and just got the message: “We're working on your fault. You have an open case and we are working to fix it. Check back in a few days: if you don't see this screen the issue is fixed.”

A few days?!!

[Mike Cooter @south_coaster]

@TalkTalk On hold for over two hours yesterday trying to get past the first level ‘switch it off and on again’ outsourced tech support. Main Talk Talk status page proudly reports ‘No reported issue’, but outage maps show whole swathes of South East with no broadband service. Update?

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@richardosman Just never you

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

Let’s not assume this is a ‘spur of the moment’ decision on both parts. Having watched all seasons of #TheCrown three times, this seems to be a well planned, execution of a NFFP Prime Minister. But who will replace him? 😭 #BorisMustGo

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@merryarty He is the fricking LEGEND you never knew you knew! #DoctorWho https://t.co/00bm3mmFuH

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@OurTardis63 Is this a bit #Badwolf or am I tripping? #DoctorWhoFlux #DrWho

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@WillPreston Pah! Still not as edgy as being singled out at a Stewart Lee gig @LeicesterSquare for scratching your hairy shin during his finale 😬

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

#DoctorWhoFlux I’m sat here watching alone with no one to discuss this. 😭@bbcdoctorwho

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

That’s ‘im from the @Inbetweeners yeah? Never watched it 😬 @bbcdoctorwho #DoctorWhoFlux

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@ClareMa95792044 This is how long I’ve known you 😳 21st January 2008 🥶@Pompey @HighburyCollege

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

And finished season 2! Strap up, that was fricking brilliant. 😍I did have a shower in between ep7 and 8 for the sake of visitors to my door. Bravo to all involved in making #UmbrellaAcademy and #HelloGoodbye to Klaus 👻

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

I’ve been watching since 8am in the UK. I keep saying ‘just one more’ to myself and then selecting next episode. Is there counselling available for me if I do them all today? #UmbrellaAcademy #UmbrellaAcademy2 #LockdownUK #Klaus

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@bbcpress @BBCOne And the beep. That fecking beep when the recording starts... 😱

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@WillPreston @WishShopping As a boney 50 year old. I would suggest it’s a knee, elbow, spine pillow. Also having watched #Japaneseanime it might also be a dating site

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

@julesox Sorry I’m late. Any chance of a replay? 😬

[Vanessa Cooter @Vindivhan]

Hey @Google how about you launch @GoogleGlass as ‘full face’ screens and market them for the #AntiMaskers. They could then walk amongst actual humans whilst watching the Truman Show, The Stepford Wives or any Chuck Norris movie #WearAMask #AntiMaskersProblems