it's wild how men can simply roll out of bed and leave the house when it takes a woman at least twenty minutes to cut off her hair with a sword and join the Imperial Chinese army.
Writer: Why do I feel so awful?
Body: You never sleep
Body: You only drink coffee
Body: You survive on nothing but snack foods
Body: You’re literally always stressed out
Writer: I guess it’s a mystery
Being a writer is confusing because you love writing, constantly think about writing, plan for when you can write, but you also don't really want to sit down and actually write.
I’ve had 4 agents. Written 14 books. Been on sub 3 times. Had 9 book deals. And have 4 books coming out this year! But it’s taken 10 years. DON’T STOP. 📚🙏🏼✨
you have to watch out for macklemore. just when you think he’s out of the game, he’ll come outta nowhere to make a billion dollars with a song about how he likes to go to the post office