Vinit Kumar

Football❤️ | Relatable memes ka pitaaraa

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Aajkal ladki dhoondna utna hi mushkil hai jitna baarish mein Tata Sky ka signal milna.

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Adulting is realising weekends are for recovery, not for plans.

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This time of the year is simple. You’re either getting married, attending a wedding, or defending your single status like a court case.

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Eat
Congratulations to the lovely Couple
Sleep
Repeat

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Batchmates ki shaadi ka invitation dekhkar shaadi ka pressure ghar par ab double ho gaya hai.

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Jab sehna khudko hai,
bata ke tamasha kyu karna.

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Thand ki aukaat nahi thi thand badhane ki
Isliye usne baarish ki madat lekar apni aukaat dikha di.

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Maturity hits when you realise it’s not time, it’s money that heals everything.

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Instagram likes never lie.

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Its finally the weekend, so i’ll either stay home & wish i went out, or go out & wish i stayed home.

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Aap logo ne notice nahi kiya hoga lekin reels dekhte dekhte september bhi khatam hone aagaya magar sharam ab tak nahi aayi.

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Jeevansathi dhundne ki umar mein,
Jeevan mein shanti dhundh raha hun.

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Shaadi me khaana khaane gaya tha, ek aunty ne mujhe apni beti ke liye “Add to cart” kar liya.

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We indians don’t always need to go inside the temple,

We just kiss our fingers and send a quick mail while passing by.

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samajh nahi raha hai mumbai me baarish hai ki baarish me mumbai hai.

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Life got sweeter when i realised that the magic behind childhood wasn’t because i was a child, it was because i was living in the present.

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And suddenly we talk about jobs, relationships, marriages with the same people you once talked about homework and school.

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I’m at the age where checking Gmail/Outlook is part of my social media routine.

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Acha khasa apne me hi khush rehta hu fir koi na koi puch leta hai
‘Shaadi kab kar rahe ho’.

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Parents detect fake friends.
Kids detect fake relatives.
Friends detect fake love.