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[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

No, I am Sifuna

[trex @_trexszn]

The universe gotta funny way of reminding you to focus on yourself.

[Bia☆ @Gone_Zilla_]

Piwaz is up there with utat and anaku I'm afraid

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

God please put a nigga on life changing opportunities.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

“However, I don’t want 10 years now; I want us to agree on a five-year plan. If successful, add five more. If I fail, let us get a new person [as president]”

-Deputy President William Ruto

Hata yeye alisema ni Wantam.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[justin @justin5star]

The gap between “I have so much time to study” and “the exam is tomorrow” is genuinely one of the shortest distances known to man.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"Hao wagonjwa wako na kidney stones wakuje maandamano Tuesday."

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Ily = I love you
Imy = I miss you
Brb = Be right back
pV = nRT
F = ma
KE = (1/2)mv²
p1v1 = p2v2
E = mc²

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

We have become adults in brutal and unforgiving economic times 😮‍💨.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Mix ya nganya ukikaribia kushuka

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

With great humour and deep insight, talented comedian DJ Shitti captures exactly what we are trying to do with our #Tuskume crowd funding appeal.

I ask you to continue giving as we work together to reset, restore, and rebuild our country.

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[owenforpresident @longliveowenn]

wekea Maraga

[Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ @__mras]

Mwilliam Mruto?

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I don't think this part will come out in the exam"

This part:

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo