Vinnie Falcone

comedian, actor, fucking waiter.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@DustyMiller03 @NormanDInvasio2 @ericrochacomedy When listening back and hearing this egregious mistake, I was hoping no one would notice… turns out not won’t be the case haha

[Eric Rocha @ericrochacomedy]

New episode of "Behind the Cork" with @vinnie_falcone now available on Spotify, iTunes and YouTube! @VirziTriplets @hankerous
https://t.co/E1QhxfpHLZ

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@StubHub you’re a fuckin joke. Missed my show cause you guys are incompetent. Thanks!

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@itsbrunomastro Hilarious

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@Agostinozoida What about an athletic slide, with socks?

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@patcolicchio @Yankees And it’s 2 minutes of him trying to pretend like he gives a fuck about what you have to say.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@BAT1STA @patcolicchio

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@itsbrunomastro @patcolicchio

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@nonamesallgame @patcolicchio The only thing I know about Penn State football is the time I was there when they beat Purdue by 40 points. I had a tremendous shoulder pump from lifting gorgeous Penn State girls over my head. Amazing school.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@patcolicchio @nonamesallgame Sorry patty, Conor round 1

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

I hate crowd work.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

Looking forward to everyone’s “original” Bernie sanders sitting in a chair pics.

[AntAmo @AntAmo6]

The average résumé to work at the unemployment office
Previous job:
Unemployment

Special skills: I can put anyone on hold for 8 plus hours and not feel bad.
I have no inclination to help anyone ever.

Hobbies: kicking puppies and telling children Santa isn’t real.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@patcolicchio Omg so cute!! Are you so tired from “adulting”?

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

My dick is aging faster than me.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@wiseconnector Not having to look at the prices on a menu.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

I have only booked one thing as an actor, and they cut me out of it. Things are going just as planned. How about you?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Wages subsidized by the government during pandemic:

🇨🇦 – $2,000 a month
🇯🇵 – Up to 100%
🇳🇴 – Up to 90%
🇩🇪 – Up to 87%
🇫🇷 – Up to 84%
🇬🇧 – Up to 80%
🇮🇹 – Up to 80%
🇺🇸 – 0.0%

That is an international embarrassment. The working class needs our help NOW!

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

The elf on the shelf fucked my wife.

[Vinnie Falcone @vinnie_falcone]

@Agostinozoida My left nut says it’s a fuckin B-12 shot.