Vincent Kelly

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

Perfect world: wake up with the birds chirping next to a beautiful woman.

Reality: wake up to dogs barking next to a bag of cheetos

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@cody__nelson The first time? Where’ve you been

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

I’m the Michael Jordan of not getting sauce on my white shirt as I’m eating wings

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

It’s a weekly fear of mine that someday I will end up being that creepy old dude at the bar with a bud light draft and onion rings telling the bartender that she’s looking very fit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TATIS WITH A 441-FOOT GRAND SLAM 😤

(via @IsItTheWelsh)

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@Stugotz790

[Mike @MikeB_923]

When Fernando Tatis Jr’s contract ends, the Mets will still have one year left to pay Bobby Bonilla.

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

Every time @ChrisCoteDLPA says “hell ya” in the Valentine’s Day MC I lose it 😂😂😂

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@MichaelRyanRuiz either my phone is listening to the show or you’re on my WiFi

[malayka @malibalii]

i just saw 3 homeless guys giving each other the covid vaccine under a bridge. what a caring community we live in 🙏🏽🙏🏽😩😩

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@ChrisCoteDLPA I just said “scrambie eggs” when asked how I wanted my eggs cooked. Not necessarily blaming you for the awkward looks I got but

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@LeBatardShow legitimately dying at the stat of the day segment 😂😂😂😂

[Mike Ryan (Ruiz) @MichaelRyanRuiz]

There’s no way this was just a year ago

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@AshlynKudransky Or trying to find a parking spot for eternity as you have to pee and Jimmy Buffet radio is on repeat

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

Steve is now like “We just got a DM, we just got a DM, we just got a DM, I bet you it’s a nude!” 😂😂😂

[Wednesday. @MissLady_Leah]

I want y’all people with no kids to know....

Blues Clues gets emails instead of letters now.

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

@sauterrr My life

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Ugh WHY can’t there be more men like THIS

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

Fuck quarantine am I right? Really missing out on this type of stuff.

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

I really miss going out to the bars, making eye contact with a girl across the way, spending 25 minutes overthinking how to say hi to her—after which I end up walking right past her, going to the bathroom, and then back to the bar to get a third tequila shot.

[Vincent Kelly @vinniepapali]

Hey every movie and tv show ever. How about you make the dialogue scenes and music scenes have the same volume level huh? Thanks