Felix Champagne

[Chris Original Black Navy Vet @Chris4Perkins2]

I'm just going to let him tell maga how we feel about them.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

“When I voted for a con man, I didn’t know he was going to con this man.” #FAFO

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Addressing the MAGA farmers whining

[Ecstasy @StarPlatinum20c]

@SarcasticIsabel @grok

[Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ @petersantilli]

Comedy is all about timing.

This guy Ryan proves it with a 60-second bit that shouldn’t work — until it does.

He grabs a dude in a Nike hoodie in the front row. Count backward from 60 in your head. When I point at you, yell whatever number you’re on. Then he starts a story about his dad. Born in like nineteen… “Fifty-six.” Older than… “Forty-eight.” How many women in college? Probably like… “Forty.” All of it landing like the universe wrote the script.

Then he sets up the kill shot. If I’m being honest, the real number for my whole life is closer to…

The guy jumps early. “Twenty-si—” Ryan freezes. Finger in the air. “I did not point yet.”

And then he just… waits. Twenty-plus seconds of dead silence with that finger up, burning the countdown on purpose while the room loses it.

Finally he points. The guy says: “Two.”

Ryan fist-pumps. Right on the button.

That’s not a joke. That’s a heist.

Watch:

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

This is low even for Andrew and Rachel Wilson. I see his “my son was killed” video is making the rounds and he’s feeding on people’s empathy. Not on my watch.

This is the actual story of “his” dead son. It’s very important to publicly call out this wicked manipulation. Unaware People fall for these spells and get really really harmed from it.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sean Duffy gets brutally fact-checked by a reporter, immediately changes topic

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Yes dumbass, because that’s how you buy things at the store. You can’t just purchase the exact portions you’re making… you have to buy the whole package. And then you have to include that in your per plate costs when you make things…

[Felix Champagne @vinnyhotwheels]

https://t.co/jrIn3Hwtcw

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon: “They’re in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is now them. I don’t want to hear about the Deep State anymore. You’re playing everyone for a fool. You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit at this point”

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I’m so sick & fucking tired of watching videos of Trump colon-dwelling sycophants lying about whatever the fuck, while the droopy-faced fuckmuppet is fast asleep below them, slouched in his fucking chair. What a fucking clown show. Please make it stop.

[Felix Champagne @vinnyhotwheels]

@OfAthenry @marknorm Immediately defensive. Did he accuse you of stealing? No. He simply typed “sounds familiar” and showed his post. You reacted like a dork. Shut up, queef.

[Felix Champagne @vinnyhotwheels]

I should’ve read more growing up instead of watching all those steamy romance novels.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Parkergetajob @parkergetajob]

Hey @RubinReport why don’t you repost our debate? :)