Amandalorian 🥲

Busy baking & writing. Hard to tolerate.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

wearing my most approachable shirt today. ✌️

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

for the most part

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

sup

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

and that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me.

[lou ridley @LouRidleyx]

https://t.co/n3uCu5gwzi

Visualizer out now I love y’all.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

@skipper Thinking about you 🩵🩵 Love you !!! 🥲🥲

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

What’s the opposite of going to my new gym to pick up my pass?

Eating this bag of puffs from the Dollar Tree. 🤡

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

I gotta stop handing teenagers my phone

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

the ACTUAL @Starbucks order of my 16 year old nephew.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

I’m quitting the gym and committing to playing Just Dance 2021 full time.

BUT only as the Genie. And ONLY to the song, “Prince Ali.”

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

“What a mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked up little thrill. Can’t figure out just how you do it & God knows I never will. “

ME trying to hit those insane notes @oliviarodrigo 🩸🩹 #vampire

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

@cody_unangst this is so rude to my fellow Hobbits.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

gen Z says, “we don’t use filters, they’re for old people…”

But then they smudge oil from their nasty little faces on their phone cameras and leave it for an effect…. 🤪🤪🤪

[trash jones @jzux]

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

Carpe diem?
no.
Carpe scrotum.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

myself.

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

WHO AM I EVEN KIDDING?

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

I was told last night that I … “bowl like a Disney Princess.”

well, on behalf of all Disney princesses; we suck at bowling. 🙃

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

sigh

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

bittersweet byes

[Amandalorian 🥲 @VinsonAmanda]

am I the only person who wants to stand as long as possible before a flight?

What’s with all these chairs? I’m about to sit for 6 hours….. I DON’T NEED PRACTICE.