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[sloane @skipper]

a little update since i haven't been on twitter in 4 months...

[sloane @skipper]

@lycheefuel i also take BÜNDA classes which is half stair master half weights, it’s super challenging but so rewarding

[sloane @skipper]

it’s leg day, which means it’s time to hit some new PRs 👏🏻

[sloane @skipper]

@lycheefuel i’m not getting paid by them whatsoever but i’ve been using ladder app for almost a year and i absolutely love it. my trainer in the app is shelby because… look at her

actual goals lol i struggled with a routine and it feels good to go into the gym and just have one for me

[seth @sethh_sm]

i know it’s just the primaries…. but these california election results girl

[🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈 @GraphCrimes]

California, please vote for the billionaire

[sloane @skipper]

@BlondeNerd @godfree omgggggg you guys are babies 😭😭

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Corporations have spent over $55 million to stop me.

That’s the most outside spending in a primary in the history of this state.

Because I'm running on a not-so-radical idea: California should work for working people.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

CALIFORNIA, THE ONLY GOOD BILLIONAIRE IS A CLASS TRAITOR!!! VOTE TOM STEYER!!!

[adam @rupertpubkin]

All my Californians. Please Vote Steyer today.

[sloane @skipper]

go vote or else you’re lame and your friends secretly hate you

[Michael Trujillo @mikehtrujillo]

🚨🚨CA Governors Race🚨🚨 In the Los Angeles Exit poll, we are seeing late breaking undecideds lean Steyer, citywide, among every Dem demographic. Unclear if folks are seeing this statewide.

[sloane @skipper]

@steinekin i’m so chronically online that i was built for this (i have tough skin)

[sloane @skipper]

after i tweeted this, we went home and i watched him play the witcher 3

not that i have to defend myself, but we were just being silly on our date night. it’s a playful joke. no need to tell me to kill myself or say that my husband should leave me

[sloane @skipper]

husband: “yennifer is his canonical wife but he sleeps with whoever he wants”

me: “damn, a man wrote this story”

husband: “but it’s based in medieval times”

me: “damn, a man wrote this story”

husband: “but yennifer also goes off and sleeps with other people”

me: “damn, a man

[sloane @skipper]

@profit_is_theft @doctorbaixue this is a good joke

[sloane @skipper]

husband: “yennifer is his canonical wife but he sleeps with whoever he wants”

me: “damn, a man wrote this story”

husband: “but it’s based in medieval times”

me: “damn, a man wrote this story”

husband: “but yennifer also goes off and sleeps with other people”

me: “damn, a man

[sloane @skipper]

for the sake of everyone calling my husband a larper, he swears he never told me that yennEfer* was canonically his "wife" and that he said they were canonically lovers - he was going to correct my post, but he didn't care enough to do so

please stop bullying us!

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

happy pride month to this bisexual queen and her gay husband

[sloane @skipper]

@keelyclove how dare you make a joke about my favorite franchise. as a defense mechanism, i will make a pejorative attack against you as a way to manage my emotional outrage in this moment because i cannot fathom that my beloved franchise could ever be mocked in such a lighthearted way!

[sloane @skipper]

@Alykkat they’re going to lock me up because of my tweet!!!

[sloane @skipper]

@breebunn who’s letting this man sleep with other women!?!