Earth heard there were people in LA acting blasé about California's first tropical storm in 84 years, so it thought it would just shake them a little to remind them this is a big deal. #earthquake
@Lovekeeeey The hijackers seem so uncomfortable and out of their depth. I bet that sleeper cell woman was sitting there watching these dummies mess up for hours and finally said to herself, it's go time: ACTIVATE OPERATION KAREN.