🍓 Lyss

30s • she/her • delulu princess • antifascist • man hater • full time goblin

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[ally @ally_must_die]

petplay mas eu sou um hamster entao voce precisa tentar me impedir de me matar de toda forma possivel a cada 5 minutos

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@youngvoorheez Finally, an answer to What Happened

[EmptyJr⭐️🔭🐝 (COMMS-Open) @Empty_jr]

Charlie/Carlisle a really good ship but an aspect I wish we'd focus on more is Carlisle has a son who can Read Minds.

Edward going over to Bella's, taking one look at the sheriff and his face screwing up in 1900's sexual repulsion and announcing I Need To Go Home Immediately

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@NIGHTSIFY @youngvoorheez She likes it, don't let her lie to you

[redhead ophelia 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @redhead_ophelia]

Punching a wall right next to a person IS ABUSIVE. Throwing ice cubes in bathroom with nobody inside is not, hope this helps.

[dysi @wyvernloverss]

vampire dragging a single nail along my throat: Mm, you know…I can hear your heartbeat. You’re terrified…poor thing.
me: that’s not fear
vampire: what
me: im like the exact opposite of afraid right now and i wasn’t gonna say anything because i didn’t wanna make it awkward but

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@ZachBarteky @ellipseclipse @in2gr8in @WongEXE___ Go make your servant help you sound out the dictionary so you can learn what words mean

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@ZachBarteky @ellipseclipse @in2gr8in @WongEXE___ Then go bother her some more?? Why are you still here. Go lie down 🙊

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@itsnwts And then he'll search up any twitter post vaguely criticizing men and wax poetic about how, um, actually, WOMEN are the problem 🙄

[‏ً @itsnwts]

FUN FACT: Girls actually will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life.

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@in2gr8in @ellipseclipse @ZachBarteky @WongEXE___ Words have definitions. Not sure if you're aware. Not sure you're even literate tbqh

[🍓 Lyss @vinterqueenx]

@DannyParkIRL @WongEXE___ When your doctor checks your ears they can see clean through to the other side, can't they?

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

I love AO3 and all its wonderful, generous, gorgeous, hilarious writers.

[c 🔆 @c54942144]

"in a way... she means the whole world to me." #GenshinImpact

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I went to the gas station to get a red bull and my usual older cashier was there. I walked in, he said "I restocked the orange ones!" Hell yeah. Grabbed two - went to check out. Another dude behind me tells me "You should be more careful drinking those as a woman" and my cashier man came in hot with "You should be more careful giving your unsolicited opinions as a man".