Shannon Oh

So average it's borderline unique.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

When you wear mineral sunscreen.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

@High_Lowe used to get so much shit for this tattoo. LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!!!! #whodey

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

I'm sending two pairs of BENGALS FANS to the SUPER BOWL. Who are dey??? Airfare, hotel room, game tickets. Respond via a retweet and PROOF THAT YOU'RE A HARD CORE BENGALS FAN. Deadline 11pm tonight. Have at it! (Colts fans tomorrow).👍🏈😎

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

*mistakes dry January for a months-long celebration of Merlots and Sauvignon Blancs*

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“It’s 9am somewhere” -me having my first sip of water at 2pm

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

The CDC says that funny looking mole is probably fine.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Motherfucker was 9 and had already lost an eye.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

When it rains, it pours.

Not an idiom. Just an observation after living in FL for 10 months now.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

*goes fishing*
*brings clickbait*

[Kelz @bujaboy19]

Some of you actually believed that 5G caused coronavirus. I won’t forget that

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

Wish I was on that spaceX rocket.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

I thought by 2020 we’d have teleportation, not people learning to use soap for the first time.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Remember Dec. 31 when we were all like, “2020 will be the best year ever.” Lol.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

You know one thing that Coronavirus can’t cancel?

Harvey Weinstein’s 23-year prison sentence.

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

Someone please keep an eye on #BongJoonHo tonight. He is an international treasure with a very open drinking problem.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

You know how pantry shelves are a certain size? What if we make our family size boxes just a little bigger than that.

Cereal Executive: First of all, I love it...

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

How to reply when you want a conversation to end quickly.

[The Dad @thedad]

Jennifer Lopez changed outfits more in the past 10 minutes than I did in the past 5 days

[human aaron @humanaaron]

society: we like instant gratification

banks: we take 3-5 business days to process

society: we like 24 hour service

banks: we open an hour after you go to work and close 2 hours before you get off

society:

banks: WE WILL CLOSE FOR A DOZEN HOLIDAYS THAT ONLY WE CELEBRATE

[Shannon Oh @vinyllove]

McDonalds employees to the ice cream machines