Paul Shields

I wrote this when i was drunk.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@mikefkndj @DanaStarr18 @Matt04778369 @magills_ He didn’t talk shit about the people that booked him, he talked shit about the people that the bookers were trying to get votes from.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@offthetableiana

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

#Survivor44

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

#Survivor44

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I just realized that Ring security is missing out by not making their theme song be Beyoncé's Single Ladies

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

#GuysSnacks #loveisblind2

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

That dog ain’t worth no million dollars #worstchristmasever

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

Live tweeting this sweet ass Grumpy Cat movie @evilhag #worstchristmasever

[Guy’s Snacks @GuysSnacks]

With Thanksgiving coming up, we want to see who can most creatively incorporate Guy’s into the family dinner!

On Thanksgiving post a pic with the hashtag #GUYSgiving and most creative wins a Charlie Hustle t-shirt.

One random follower who RTs this post will also win a shirt!

[Guy’s Snacks @GuysSnacks]

Good morning!

Just looked and the most retweeted tweet of all time had 4.4 million RTs.

This potato chip company from Kansas City will destroy your record today, Mr Japanese billionaire.

Everybody, do your thing.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

Hey @VickieGuerrero how come you don’t write your tweets in All CAPS? Cuz that’s how I read them.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@LizSaysOyVey Sorry I really hate goats

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@LizSaysOyVey F-U Goats

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@LizSaysOyVey Goat people take the freaking cake!! F-U GOAT PEOPLE!!! Goats are not your friends.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

Bout to buy this Mario Lopez Fanny pack

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@GuysSnacks

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

Taking my lady on a fancy date. Need some cool words or phrases to say so I sound sophisticated.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@urchaoticgf https://t.co/MADmUgenN8

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@urchaoticgf I’m watching Dunston Checks In. The scene where he gives the lady a back massage is a hoot.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@GuysSnacks @Jenniferlxpez_ After further investigation this may not be who I think it is.

[Paul Shields @violentfarmer]

@GuysSnacks @Jenniferlxpez_