2006 honda civic

most impatient person you'd ever meet

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

what do you call a guy named Nathan who has anxiety

a procrasti-Nate-or

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

Time ⏰ is ticking

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@LeBeauuz No

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@Jameerohkwai This video I watched it as a child but actually discovering/listening to it was when Just went viral on TikTok https://t.co/FyOMveePcu

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@LeBeauuz No you are not because I’m doing it now it’s my job now and actualy I just removed his nose too cause you made me mad

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@LeBeauuz Well actually I just removed his nose so I think im way ahead of you lose r

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@LeBeauuz Vro actually don’t that’s mean give it back or else im gonna remove your nose and you can’t remove my nose either because i have asthma

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

blow pops are honestly the best candy ever created

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@uhh_luc I said “what did you get yourself into” and she said “I have no clue” but she didn’t even comment on the fact that the person who posted that’s username was sperm cell 😭

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

okay I give up

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

Wow today is fucking shit lol

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

a purpose in life and the meaning of life are different

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

I am so dumb

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

I’ve always been a devious little critter since day 1!!!

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@LeBeauuz if they do make a Soundgarden Fortnite skin can they make this an emote that would be genius

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

when they put a lemon on my water i feel fancy

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

where does the phrase “dead as a doorknob” come from because the last time I saw a doorknob it was healthy and thriving

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

update:

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

You guys I think my mom REALLY likes Alice In Chains it just keeps going

[2006 honda civic @violentfemmy]

@BillArmstrongMD You’re too funny sir I wish you were my doctor 😂