cait 🦊

does as she pleases • just somebody's deadbeat daughter

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I am a 30 whatever year old lady

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I think this post and the replies are interesting bc she didn’t really answer the question at all to begin with

[🌋 @srushtispace]

and then HE unmatched i am in tears

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

This made me want to put more effort into getting my splits

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I have not done a split in public since like 2019 but my girl bachelorette coming up so i’m doing my daily practice so i can slam this clam on the pavement & send my bitch down the aisle the right way

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I was like “oh I’ll work from the couch so Murphy can sit next to me” 🙄

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@JamesPhl96 A very Texas thing to do

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@Andie_bou Omg the possum

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I would pay top dollar to get to pronounce this man’s name wrong straight to his face

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin on Mamdani: "He and I don't get along. It's shameful. And hopefully people in New York will wise up and get a true leader in there in a few years."

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I actually still don’t get it but…

[Nemishkay @Nemishekh]

Growing up I never understood why a lot of people in their 20s are into so many movies and series, I thought it was what people who have nothing to do, do and IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW. SO MUCH SENSE.

[Θωμᾶς del Vasto @Thomasdelvasto_]

People who come from healthy family backgrounds are extremely, almost unbelievably naive about how bad things can get

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Hot take: student loans shouldn’t exist in the first place. Higher education and skills training should simply be a feature of your society, not a profit center for loan sharks.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

will not allow someone named brilyn hollyhand to lecture me on patriotism

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

What even in the world is Ben stiller supposed to do for that man like… there is only so much to be done on an individual scale

[Joshua Jake @itzjoshuajake]

Hollywood Millionaire Ben Stiller Who Advocates for Higher Taxes on the Wealthy, Walks Past a Homeless Man on His Way to $100,000+ Courtside NBA Final Seats.

This Explains New York Perfectly 😂

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

Literally blow up my phone until do not disturb shuts off

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?

[trin @glooomiii]

fun date idea: you go down on me while i online shop with your credit card

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@crybbfannypack @BelugaJames It does not have to be kind either

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

Speak for yourself

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

you are not a “pop punk princess” you are 32 and hate your job

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

I’m gonna be real alot of you don’t think enough. When girls say that “no one told us motherhood was hard” I’m like baby… you have never thought of all the things your parents had to do for you? You never once were like I don’t wanna sacrifice all that? Like BE OBSERVANT,

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I’m craving something really carby and saucy and bready. Potentially also cheesy

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@samsutliff @PhillyFink Said out loud “is it not???”

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@mstabzz Hand dipped strawberries and Oreos btw

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

I contain multitudes

[Tabz 🤙 @mstabzz]

@Violet_Vulpix How can u be so hot and talented girl leave some for the rest of us 😂❤️

[cait 🦊 @Violet_Vulpix]

@somethings_awry I’ve been morally beaten ever since I heard coworkers hehe-ing about insurance companies using AI to find more ways to deny more claims