—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬.

As long as I’m 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜, I’m not 𝙙𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜.

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

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⠀ —𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙍’𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿.
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[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Streeetching.

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

This thing on?

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

@XVIIthbro // like he’s a reasonably attractive person but i think anyone who’s that compulsively obsessed with their appearance need professional help and i don’t say that to be rude or funny and certainly not ableist. like that’s unhealthy and i worry for people like that.

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

// i feel like kaito must’ve cursed me or something bc i had literally never seen cl*vicular before and now he’s following me across al gore’s internet

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

@XVIIthbro // YES he’s like a looksmaxer or some shit

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

@ValleyOfTheJedi // DO IT

SHOW IT OFF

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

// NEW TOY NEW TOY NEW TOY

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

“That’ll be a yes, then. Poor thing.

I’m quite capable of handling myself. But I appreciate the offer.”

[ᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 @VENATORHUNTINGS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

“I was trained to respond to stated intent, not implied humor.

The former is useful. The latter is not.”

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Does that helmet of yours filter out sarcasm by chance?

[ᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 @VENATORHUNTINGS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

If that scenario occurs, you will not remain there long.

Jedi are inefficient jailers, and it will not take long to find you an extraction team.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Sweet of you to offer. I’ll remember that when I’m locked in a tower somewhere.

[ᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 @VENATORHUNTINGS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

The cortosis lining on my rifle enables me to engage in close quarters combat with a Jedi, should I need to do so.

If you ever require assistance killing a Jedi, I am more than happy to help.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Glad I can count on you.

[ᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 @VENATORHUNTINGS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

Affirmative

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

if empire bad, why hot?

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

@XVIIthbro You drive a hard bargain, but I’ll allow it.

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

jedi more like just die am i right 🫩

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Nothing.

[STARKILLER Seen Kenobi @rebelsith19bby]

What?

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

I’m gonna flick you on the forehead.

[Darth Caedus @VadersLineage]

Yet you liiiiike Uncle Luke 🤭

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

i refuse to yearn for a MAN 😤

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

If you’d like.

[Zephryn @Traitorxvii]

Can I be the big spoon?

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

That would be perfectly fine with me.

[Zephryn @Traitorxvii]

Can I?!

[—𝓜𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝓙𝑨𝑫𝑬. @violetsaber]

Yeah? You can wake up to it every morning, if you like.

[Zephryn @Traitorxvii]

I enjoy your face.