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a joanna newsom fan page

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Turn that george harrison up white girl

[Roob @roob_drummer]

snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

Sam Levinson think he Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy think he John Waters. John Waters think he the Hamburglar.

[mallory @violetssriot]

@wallisklucas that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[mallory @violetssriot]

i think i might have said this before but my dream is to be some normal guys weird and eccentric wife and i have to say im right on my way to achieving that

[mallory @violetssriot]

@wallisklucas i thought about it and realized it really couldn’t have been anything else

[mallory @violetssriot]

yesterday in downtown atlanta i saw 5-6 amish people riding lime scooters

[mallory @violetssriot]

my ex boyfriend was addicted to opiates. my boyfriend now is addicted to leaving empty la croix cans on the bathroom countertop. some would say that’s better but

[mia goth🛸 @glory2thenight]

#InternationalWomensDay

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares

[jainormis @jainormis]

dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Irish-Americans: the Italians have set the bar. It’s time for us to put some numbers on the board.

[c.j. @cjdawz]

If I spend any more money someone needs to shoot me with a gun

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bald ann dowd

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

i want a boyfriend but not like how some of u have boyfriends .. i want him to be cool and stuff