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writing songs and wallowing in existential dread

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on the dance floor frantically googling what's cooler than being cool

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play-doh’s cave

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@kissphoria Okay no one calls DQ the Texas stop sign

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

After 19 children were murdered in Uvalde, TX, you decided that going to a fundraiser 300 mi away in Huntsville was more important than leading our state during a horrific crisis. You, of all people, should not throw stones.

[Chris Gannon @Psuperfresh]

Texas, the 8th largest economy on Earth, can connect 85% of its people with one rail network

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new cybertruck looks good

[Treason Stickers @treasonstickers]

FUN FACT: Rafael “Ted” Cruz is the first Canadian-born Cuban man to represent the country of Israel for the State of Texas in the U.S. Senate

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remember when it wasn’t always $30

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@heavensbvnny easy. just stop eating at chain restaurants

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slamming the toilet lid so hard the bowl shatters

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g as in dog. like the end of it

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

The U.S. not discounting perishable foods an hour before closing time is solely because of greed and cruelty. In America, they will rather throw away millions of pounds of food instead of coming up with a solution that benefits all but nope they’ll even arrest dumpster divers.

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it seems like your eyesight is deteriorating

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you have big font energy

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

“We generated millions in pure profit by making the standard service worse” is literally the slogan of the last 2 decades for every commodity in the country.

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why do y’all gotta say it like that

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having a great time on the internet

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you just can’t get existential dread like this on a weekday

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@grovymango straight to jail

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a hundred dogs descending upon you in the heb parking lot

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imagine if grackles were the size of dogs. it would be a huge problem