Vipul 🔰

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[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable
You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆
Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup
#ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Raphael Varane didn’t win the World Cup, three Laligas, three super cups, three club world cups, an Fa cup, a Spanish cup, a Carabao cup, three Spanish super cups, and the nations league, just to get compared to “Gabriel”

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨 Wayne Rooney on the UCL Final: "At least they can now stop comparing 2026 Arsenal to 2008 Man United. We didnt bottle the Champions League that year."

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No way BBC invented an individual award just so the British white boy doesn’t feel left out

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penalties https://t.co/xEProzlgeu

[Premier League @premierleague]

Task failed successfully 😅

Hired to prevent relegation, ending the season with promotion. See you in 2026/27 @HullCity 👋

[Sanjay Gupta @_SanjayGupta]

A gymkhana paying low rent is an issue but a cricketing body earning thousands of crores paying no taxes is fine.
Sab changa…

[The UNITED Kingdom @The_UTDKingdom]

Listen pal, I grew up watching Robbo, Hughes, Norman Whiteside, Lee Sharpe, Brian McClair, Pally and Bruce

Then came Giggsy, Cantona, Keano and the class of 92.

It’s got fuck all to do with disrespecting Keane, a player that did so much for our club and set such high standards for himself and those around him, he was our captain, a true leader, aggressive and fearless but that type of player is lost to history, these days you get sent off for touching a hair bobble but you’ve still got Roy Keane having a brain aneurysm at half time, screaming “ smash him, where’s your passion, your pride, your character”

People are tired of his constant negativity

That passion pride and character Keane demands is a succession of Red Cards in the modern game

Roy Keane ended careers, walked out on his country during the World Cup, fought with players week in week out, if it wasn’t Viera, it was shearer, if it wasn’t shearer it was somebody else, but the reality is you CAN NOT behave the way Roy Keane did in the modern game

There is not one Roy Keane left in the fucking game, it’s been eradicated entirely

This “Roy Mean” persona is tiresome, even for someone like me who idolised him his entire career

That game is dead and buried replaced with Tika Taka football and expected goals and assists

At the end of the day the moment Keane and Gary fucking Neville were given a mic it was curtains for modern day United.

Their aloof sense of superiority eerily reminiscent of Alan Hansen in the 80’s 90’s and we all know how that panned out for the great Liverpool

I simply don’t have the time to describe all the ways these two guys have perpetually criticised and ridiculed every squad member and manager since Fergie retired, even their own team mate Ole - that broke my heart

It’s pretty fucking evident that these two have taken it too far, so far in fact they’ve monetised it into various different podcasts and shows dedicated to how scathing they can be, such is its popularity with idiotic fans who can’t think for themselves, the most boring man on earth in Paul Scholes is trying his hand at it, throwing in Nicky Butt for good measure

It’s a revenue stream for these lads - I get it

I’ve said to my lads for 10 years straight, Gary Neville and Roy Keane are the two most dangerous men outside of the club, their perpetual criticism won’t allow us to move on

They didn’t listen - They totally get it now

[Ansh @ANDHILLON_45]

Taklu, when Petrol rate is

55 Rs /- 120 Rs /-

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

Photo from Mumbai’s Marine Drive:

This is what happens when you plan public spaces without any tree cover, @mybmc.

[E @utd_Eman]

We don’t appreciate Ole enough for this

[Vipul 🔰 @vipulpaul]

Good.
Even nature knows how undeserved the 2022 world cup was.
Cheaters shouldn't be celebrated

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

The 70 feet Lionel Messi statue in Laketown, Kolkata could be demolished after it started swinging in the air during a moderate breeze, posing a threat to public safety.

Messi inaugurated the statue in December 2025 during the GOAT Tour.

Residents claim the statue was constructed without proper public works department clearance. Massive embarrassment.

The statue was conceptualised by former MLA Sujit Bose, who is now under arrest.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The scene of @Arsenal's crowning glory ❤️

📊 @Microsoft

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

Indians are probably the only people who will mock you instead of supporting you when you demand basic infrastructure, basic necessities, and accountability from the government. No wonder this mess never ends.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Fourth petrol price in 2 weeks. SLOW DRIP treatment. Inevitable to an extent given the uncertain situation in West Asia. But here is a Qs: Have any of our celebrities offered to cycle to work yet? Or were the fuel jokes reserved for Dr Manmohan Singh’s era ?🙏

[Vipul 🔰 @vipulpaul]

@ValueBetSpotter Counting that assist he had 20. Looks like guys started watching footy yesterday 😂
He wasn't given that at first but the PL later added that to his tally. Check the records

[Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu @PatrickDorgu13]

I owed you one from last game bro @B_Fernandes8 🤷🏾‍♂️ Best way to end this season. All glory to God ⚽️🅰️

[BAMBI 🏄🏽‍♂️ @khafid100]

Just retweet to trigger them 😅