Vipul Jain

I am surely a genius in some parallel universe.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face.

[Shashank Mahadik @shashank_world]

Football player Messi jaisa hona chahiye, Kaka to mere baap ka bhai bhi hai.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Hehe. One day of rain and Mumbai is all messed up. In Bangalore, for such things to happen, it will take at least 2 days of rain.

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain Smart move? More like shite move, you nincompoop.

[Ankit @OyePizza]

@AapChutiyeHain Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE:Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa:"Chutiya" :D

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain YOU DESERVE TO DIE NEXT... rather MURDERED.

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

-How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None. The light bulb must change from within.

[Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed]

Whenever I set off to give my exam and My mom asks "Kuch Bhoola To Nahi" .. My Soul screams inside "Padhna .. Padhna Bhool Gaya " ..

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain Looks like you've been there, done that.

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain That's what she said and well... a case of sexual assault was booked.

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain He who knows #firsttouch knows #football

[Donald Duck @WatDaDuck_]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Siddhu. Siddhu who? Jaise pahad kabhi jhuk nahi sakte, blah blah blah. *double locks the door from inside*

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“Normally you can't hear your own voice because you're talking over it."
- Karl Pilkington

[Vipul Jain @vipulreddevil]

@Gaurav7jain "No one gives a shit" to someone's tweets as well.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"There'll come a time when our little finger will disappear. I've watched it. It does nothin'. It never helps out"
Karl Pilkington