Udo Eteem🐐

Marine Biologist... Arsenal FC...

Realist, Introvert...
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[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

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[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@Queenie4G @biglauren_k @BTOofficial If someone scored 10 and was offered e make sense na.
What of someone who didn't even sit for the exams but was offered scholarship...

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@prinxe_B 35B naira...
The remaining 15B won't buy the quantity of products the 15B of 3yrs ago bought today.
The value of what they r earning today is far less than what they earn 3yrs ago...
Because they r thieves with baggages around them, they keep quiet and keep sing on ur mandate

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@prinxe_B Or received 30billion naira monthly then, his net wage bill is 15B naira monthly. 15B is left for infrastructural devt, procurement and other sundry things.
Diesel price was 400/l
Fuel 235/l
Light bill..
Today if that same state receives 50B, with same payroll, his wage bill is

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@prinxe_B Most of u guys r fools but u don't know.
The only reasons why the state govrs r not talking is because the juju jagaban used on them is strong.
If a state previously had 500k person on its payroll at 30k min wage and receives 10billion naira then as fed allocation, he spends..

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@biodunaoyebanji U were popular but still paid for votes....
Bread o, indomie o, akara o, 10k here and there...

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@Denisontsekohol Received funds from the federal government..
My friend was left disappointed, after the stress, monies spent through our the facilitation processes and the training...
Nigeria will never work when we have leaders who r hellbent on retaliatory govt rather than working for all.

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@Denisontsekohol Exactly what happened during Buhari tenure with the anchor borrowers scheme for Rice cultivation.
In Akwaibom state, farmers were grouped into cooperatives, my friend was in one, went through different stages of facilitation, at the end, na audio n optics.
Only the northerners

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@felixherbt Just put it this way, if ur state allocation is 50billion monthly, it will take 350 years to receive 210 trillion naira.

See eh, Nigeria doesn't need election, we need Revolution...
Even if at the end the country scatter, so be it.
Cos how can 210Trillion be stolen, no word..

[Felix @felixherbt]

I wish the Gen Z and millennial generations would understand what is happening in this country.

Someone stole 210 trillion naira from the NNPC. That is three times the combined annual budgets of Ghana, Rwanda, Kenya, Zimbabwe, and Uganda. Someone stole it, and Akpabio and co are shielding him from questioning. The country acts as if he did nothing wrong, no protests, no action, just silence.

Next, Tinubu will award him an OON for being a patriotic leader.

Nigeria is crazy jungle!

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@BSAT_Properties It isn't about having first aid box, but how to use it properly when situation needs it.

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@MrCharlesky Interested Sir

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@adex_smithjr @Bowman99516961 Every fucking corner of the country, there r people in bandits captivity...
Even during Nigeria -biafra war, there were places killings, fugitives weren't seen.

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@OAladesanwa @NigAffairs @woye1 Why always a yoruba mam?

Why???

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng @jon_d_doe @fccpcnigeria @cenbank Nigeria is tough, and the people that supposed to make it work a bit are also acting reckless...
Please look into this issue, at the moment I can't use the terminal for transaction, that's the only business i do, and it's on hold cos of inefficiency of moniepoint

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng @jon_d_doe @fccpcnigeria
@cenbank
Please come to my rescue.
Moniepoint lien and put my account on Negative balance for a crime i didn't commit.
20th may 2026 i did a transfer to an ecobank account, it was successful at first, not until the customer called rhat he hasn't seen the money.

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng @jon_d_doe @fccpcnigeria @cenbank These are the transaction receipts of the whole event that 20th May.
Why push your error to me?
Why punish me for your mistake if at all there is any, cos i spoke with rhe customer involved, he said he only received just 1 alert of 200k that day.

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng @jon_d_doe @fccpcnigeria @cenbank Just to see a negative balance on my account, and the reason is that the transaction i did 20th may which they sent me a mail of reversal that day was successful.
I didn't transfer the money to my self, i send it to another account domiciled with Eco bank.

Why punish me?

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng @jon_d_doe @fccpcnigeria @cenbank I quickly logged into my moniepoint app, i realized the transaction wasn't successful, it failed and they reversed the amount back to my account.
200thousand naira, i had to initiate another transfer to the account, it went successfully...
Just yesterday i checked my app to...

[Udo Eteem🐐 @viqtor84]

@moniepointng I'm on ur DM, it's taking you forever to respond..
I'm doing POS business, I can't use the terminal till this issue is resolve.
You guys are pausing my life and business at the moment