Being a Messi and Arsenal fan might be the worst combination
The amount of people being stupid on purpose when discussing them can send a man into insanity
Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.
Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.
Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."
Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.
They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.
One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."
Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.
That's the metered intelligence business model.
And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.
Havertz has been injured four times, Saka has been out for a total of four months, Timber is currently sidelined for two months, Merino has been out for over four months, Eze missed two months, White was injured at the start of the season, Madueke was out for two months, and our skipper hasn’t been fully fit for most of the season I don’t even want to talk about Calafiori being made of glass and we didn’t make any signings in January, yet we made it to the UCL final unbeaten and are still top of the Premier League.
Went to bed, thinking about the football.
Woke up about five times through the night, thinking about the football.
Got up this morning, thinking about the football.
It's just all consuming.
This season, it's going to be the end of all of us I swear 😂