John Cigaretta

crabby / viral / beaner /

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

Why do autistic Latinas like yogurt so much

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

@goldfishlover69 Do you know how to moonwalk?

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

I don’t believe in investing in stocks, I believe in having a baby and training him to be the next Michael Jackson

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

Your next fart is never promised

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

any day now things are going to be affordable and the epstein files will be released. we just haven’t tanked the stock market hard enough and deported more people for being mean to israel!

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

@bodock7324 @Elle_Tingz @4ltedits This is ek’s burner lol. He doesn't even follow h3 that's how stupid the guy is

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

@goldfishlover69 No I work with three white women
I’m the only Hispanic masc

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

It just hit me in the only poc at my company,
I’m a dei hire

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

@goldfishlover69 Im serious
If I’m ever in trouble I’m getting myself out one way or another
I’m a survivor

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

I’ve been training my gag reflex because you never know when you’ll have to suck dick to save your life

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaj ese cabrón

[Glory Boy @back2datrap]

- made a fake crypto coin, rug pulled it and gave all the money to palestine
- tore down lawn signs supporting israel
- went to jail for it
- ESCAPED jail
- got him a baddie
- always keeps the blicky on him
- never lacking

im tryna get like william banks

[critter @BecomingCritter]

soon

[John Cigaretta @viralbeaner]

My favorite one thus far

[🇪🇺 🇺🇦 Borg Fella 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @BorgFella420]

Velania

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Socrates could never have imagined a future with this level of discourse

[Para @ParacelsusII]

what did claudia sheinbaum tell him on that phone call dude