Virat Tripathi ❤️

Memes 💕
Sarcasm 😍

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

She was raped ❎
He raped her ☑️

Protect your daughter ❎
Educate your son ☑️

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Jo Diwali pe diet karta hai, usse zindagi bhar bharosa nahi karna chahiye 🤣

Happy Diwali 🪔

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

"Indian moms ka ek hi solution hai – khasi ho ya heartbreak: ‘Haldi doodh pi lo!’ 🥛😂"

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

सर अगर रेलवे ही हमे सही समय नही बताएगा तो हम ट्रेन के सही समय पे कैसे पहुंच पाएंगे ये Prayagraj Chheoki का है ये घड़ी खराब है NCR P @AshwiniVaishnaw @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva @WesternRly @Central_Railway @RailwayNorthern @NWRailways @EasternRailway

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus,"🙂

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Real Meaning of Stress,
~ 1 golgappa in your mouth.
~ 1 golgappa in your hand..
~ 1 golgappa in your katori...
~ And 1 golgappa ready in hand of Golgappe wale bhaiya.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Twinkle twinkle little star bhaad me jaaye log chaar life nahi milegi baar baar so just live it apni marzi anusaar ❤️

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

According to Indian senior citizens,
If you're young, tumhe "thand,
, thakawat , gussa , disrespect" kuch feel nahi hona chahiye.🤷

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Aurat ka 5 minute mei tayar hona aur mard ka 5 minute mei pohunch raha hu ek he barabar hai 😅😂

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Me : Hyyy Google !!
Hyee Google.....?
Google??
Ayee Google??
Google : Mobile data to on kar bsdk

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Respect your mother offline not online, because you were born not downloaded.😊❤️

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on
energy-saving mode"🥱

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

People don't even say good morning no more, they wake up and send you reels.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

*Nobody :

*Me Every Morning :-

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

some famous couples :
Virat - Anushka
Ranveer- Deepika
March - Corona

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

*dear user, you have used 50% of your ultimate data.*

Me: how do I use 50% of what's unlimited.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

why you're single ?

"Man i'm dating myself only"

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

I think mujhe "Paper got postponed" ko "Paper got cancelled" samjhne ki galti nahi karni chahiye.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Sang "Hum hoge kamyab" with full "Mann me vishvash" in childhood but now there's no Mann me vishvas.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

That big time awkward moment when you wave at someone in public and they dont even recognise you.

[Virat Tripathi ❤️ @viratsayys]

Someone: What do you do for living?

Me: Breathing.