Assaggiatrice del mondo

the plebeian experiencing eternal misfortune

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

why is the most romantic shite ive ever read

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

People are really comfortable leaving the house in their pajamas. Makes you really think

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Lenin after smoking a cigar he got from Bugs Bunny

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Love it when I’m having trouble with a debit card scanner and the cashier goes “oh you can just pay with your phone”. No sorry I can’t. Not even entirely sure what that means. Never got involved with that

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

Many such cases

[Mae 🇵🇸 @batcat4000]

A job paying $17 an hour said they require a cover letter

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Imagine owning a $900,000 townhome with a $575/mo HOA that’s only a 2 minute drive/27 minute walk from this strip mall

The New American Dream

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

25 today

[angel @angelshit]

Take! A! Chance! U! Stu! Pid! Hoe!

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

@shumooluh Im not ready

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

Life is going to completely change a week from now

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

I hate america

[nic @nicxcine]

24h a Perugia

[gushar 👽🍎 @GusharOnline]

This segment from A Cook's Tour is killing me dude why is it edited like that

[🌐 @felxbr]

maybe the most iconic final line in cinema

[Ila 🦔 @unfilodilaria]

Cibo degli dei, ne mangerei a chili

[Assaggiatrice del mondo @virgoisb]

At work making mustard gas

[shar @2000AND4EVR]

at work creating a slow-paced environment, decreasing shareholder value and radicalising my peers

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai