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@nettasaurus NETTA!!!!!!!!

@shuthefatduck HAII HAIII

http://t.co/p5ZS4sV1QP Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

http://t.co/1mmaIxM1T0 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/gK3T9zj2lb

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/vn4xTA3F9K

http://t.co/ll9rESqU8w In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/qRx60yQK5i

http://t.co/jddo4ncAG4 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

http://t.co/iHWuBOvm2c How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

http://t.co/POzSwEdDgG How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

http://t.co/W0u8FhjMfH No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.