Aaron DonBurr

lucky husband, proud papa, nerd-of-all-trades.
i can't resist a good cheese board.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

PITCH: THE BOURNE MANDATE

Jason Bourne exposes a nefarious Russian plot to install a puppet president in the White House but nobody cares.

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

Donald Trump gave his Foundation's largest donor a CABINET spot yesterday. Did you see blaring headlines? Imagine if HRC had done that??

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Mary: "Anything else?"
Reporter: "Did you know that your baby boy..."
Mary's Agent: "This is in the press packet, no more questions. Thanks"

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

@El_Phillippe Seriously the best Disney song ever.

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

@RELEVANT Pretty sure the historical St Nicholas would've deferred to Jesus in all things.

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

@sarahdonner still waiting on that Douche Cat webcomic.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lennon. He's a Boopershnoop Pupperdoop. Quite rare. Exceptionally pettable. 12/10 would definitely boop that shnoop

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

@AbbeyCatBrewing @meowslaydragons @KettlePotTracks family previews or it never happened

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

Spent two months getting transcripts from all 5 colleges I've taken courses at for a union interview.

Interviewer didnt even open them.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

I like my movies one of two ways: snobby Oscar bait or with the words "You go! I'll hold them off!"

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

All I want for Christmas is for the city of @ProvidenceRI to put up clearly visible street signs.

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

Person 1 shot dead in his car.

Person 2: "I shot person 1"

Sheriff: "WHOA hang on, lets not jump to conclusions here."

#joemcknight

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

I call on all people of goodwill to take action against human trafficking and new forms of slavery.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Just because an idea is supported by the majority—even enshrined in law—doesn’t make it right.

61 years ago today, Rosa Parks grasped that.

[Aaron DonBurr @virtuadonner]

I sincerely hope someone in his Cabinet stops @realDonaldTrump from tweeting as POTUS. His opinions drain the USA of dignity on the daily.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

People who are quick to say “May he rot in hell” rarely sound like they know that’s what they deserve too.